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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

The startup slaves have cool job titles that always include the word manager, and in the evening they play ball with their coworkers, always good to be seen doing that. Nine out of ten startups go bankrupt after a year. In which case the job is gone. The rest succeed. And are sold to China. Job gone. But as long as you have the job, you want to look good. They come in during lunch and leave the practice with cheap muscle or breast implants from India, Botox from Russia, and whatever other cheap shit Dr. Brown can procure from around the world. Dr. Brown has also started giving abortions since they’ve been made illegal, and since you now have to pay for the pill yourself and reproductive decisions are in the hands of the state. Women disappear out the back door afterwards. Some of them take their aborted fetuses with them. Others have a little something done after the abortion. “This is just for me, so I feel good.” They leave the practice with the hope of looking like everyone else. And thereby to be invisible. Please, please, if they just were part of the huge mass of identical-looking assholes, perhaps they’d be spared the downfall. They can pay in installments. They can pad their asses, have fat sucked out, have fake six-pack muscles put under the skin of their stomachs, they can be let straight back out onto the street afterwards where with their artificial stomach muscles they can duke it out with the little metal boxes that take away their jobs. Will. Dr. Brown knew the world pre-internet. It was unfair, it was dark and boring, but more comfortable. People sat in front of their buildings and—in the absence of other excitement or Netflix—watched cars go by. They spoke to each other. And when you killed someone, because back then the right existed to kill someone, it was a personal, almost loving act. Today that, too, is taken care of by machines. Killing.

“Pardon me, you’re Dr. Brown?”

Dr. Brown looks up; in front of him is a peculiar person. Giant, scrawny, with high cheekbones, slanted eyes that glow red in the dark, white hair, and a giant mouth.

“What can I do for you?” answers Dr. Brown angrily, because the injections in his penis are doing their job. Dr. Brown clears his throat.

“Nothing,” says the white ghost, not in a friendly way, and walks with long strides toward the darkness of the park.

Dr. Brown thinks he hears snickers. He watches the thing go and wonders what is off about the person. Some body part isn’t right. As if the head were attached between the legs. Brown looks at the time. He heads for his practice.

And

KAREN

Follows him into the courtyard of a circular social housing block situated on a street of affluent houses. It’ll soon be on fire.