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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Thome takes a glance at the new app that he created. Well, it was built by a programmer who is a bit more on the ball, but what counts is the idea.

Your Fear

Is the name of the app. Wherein you can share your deepest fears with the community. One could of course also find out people’s phobias in their harvested metadata, but it is much more fun with the app. Once in a while Thome indulges in a bit of fun by fulfilling this or that fear of app users 1.0.

What’s this then?

Respect, lads—sunlight?

The unfamiliar sight

Leaves

DON

Squinting.

Wow.

This light in Shoreditch, how beautiful the present is. Never before had a present been so beautiful. The formerly poor district of the city. Social housing, seven children, three stillbirths, boozers, fighters, leukemia patients, TB bacteria shuffled down the damp, narrow alleys shared with rats. And just look what’s become of it all: an open-air museum of a successful lifestyle. Organic bakeries, oat milk lattes, muesli, smart clothing boutiques. And the people. So international, so colorful, with such incomprehensibly interesting lifestyles.

Don watches the breakfast café in one of the former industrial buildings. A few hundred men crunching disgustedly on kale chips. They built the new world order. The reinvention of the world by—men. It’s simply up to them. One fucked-up system swapped out for the next fucked-up system. Always done within the limits of their comprehension. The women were busy. With their children, their makeup, the question of how to find a fascinating, world-altering man. And because they don’t understand, the bitches, why a hoover needs to talk to a soldering iron. Or why dildos need to talk to a pizza delivery service.

Everyone talks too much already.

There’s no more escaping the sound of talking now that the giant screens have been installed all over the city. Don looks at the screen next to the nerd café.

“Have you never had the need to work for a living?” asks a blonde reporter with a microphone. A man, whose teeth are all missing, starts to laugh. He inadvertently spits in doing so. In the background, bedraggled children play with a dead cat. Ah, it’s about suicide in social housing blocks. “I’m in therapy now,” says a train driver accusingly. A woman had thrown herself onto the tracks. You see various body parts and hear the sympathetic voice of the reporter, who commiserates with the train driver. A boat pilot on the Thames complains about recurring nightmares after an old man splattered on the roof of his boat. The mother of two private school children grumbles about coming upon a corpse hanging from a tree while driving through Hyde Park in her SUV.

Next to Don a man stops, sweating heavily. He leans against a wall and tries to get control of his bodily secretions.