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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Time to get going. Out. The world awaits. Before the sun rises Thome is engrossed in VR, always in the same scenario, thanks to his imaginary Asperger’s, which craves repetition. He is sitting on the beach. Then—sunrise over the bay of Khao Lak. He always gets goose bumps as a light breeze blows in with the sun. And always when the goose bumps set in, an unbelievably handsome boy turns up, whose genitals are barely hidden by a sarong. Just the bell end peaks cautiously out. Thome starts to nuzzle the boy. What an absurd word—earlier it was exactly at this point, at this word, that a wonderful stiffening took place. No longer. Perhaps he needs to take his fantasies further, Thome thinks, but the alteration of habits causes just the sort of panic that he’d read about concerning his clinical picture. Following the failed erection Thome leaves the virtual world in order to take his hot-and-cold contrast shower.

Soon he’ll look for a new flat. Far from his parental villa and so forth. But—

At the moment there are things to do.

Silicon Roundabout buzzes with viral lust for life. Thome strides happily from the subterranean garage on New Oxford Street, runs into a colleague who looks like Thome. Somehow.

“The world consists of mathematics,”

Says Thome.

“And violence,” answers the young, lithe man, who works at one of the metadata analysis firms, which officially go bankrupt nearly every month only to reopen under a different name. The two men give each other friendly punches to their sides. Too hard. They knock the wind out of each other, then they trot off, full of strength and grace like untamed wild horses. Snorting, they enter the café, which everyone just calls “the café.” Every morning, the under-forty, white, male future of the nation meets up here. Many with initial signs of hair loss, many with rucksacks and sneakers. Unathletic young men.

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THOME

Who sucks in his gut in the morning. He gets a smoothie at the bar and in so doing deftly slips past two women. Blockchain bitches. Unimportant. Bam, you’ll just have to wait, you little butch dykes. The women don’t protest; the constant company of men has left them listless and tired, as if the testosterone has crept into them and benumbed something in their brains. All the men in the room move in a similar way: arms held away from their bodies as if huge muscles are preventing them getting closer. Chins held high. All have attention deficit syndrome. Another way of saying: we stare at various screens until four in the morning, program, chat on the side, and watch the stock price indexes. It makes us agitated.