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Chapters (69)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

Are over the moon. The machetes have been delivered. Good, solid, sharp machetes. The idiots pump themselves full of Captagon. They giggle away their fear. Finally, some action. They get dressed. With masks and all in black. Then they tramp to Soho, take deep breaths and begin to dismember passersby. The first slash is difficult, after that it’s like it moves itself. Like dancing in a trance. Body parts flop to the ground, a head is almost completely severed from the trunk. What is supposed to happen? They catch ten passersby. Whether any of them is actually gay doesn’t matter. They catch ten passersby, and the quick-response rescue units can’t get through because other passersby are filming the incident and blocking the way. That will mean minus points. The two idiots are shot only after half an hour by a member of a private militia.

DON

Hears the shots of the fully automatic weapons. They don’t sound as impressive as the results-oriented effect they have. They sound. Dull. Like little New Year’s crackers. Don

Has no idea that her unbelievably stupid brother is dying just a few meters away.

And suddenly the door opens. It is three o’clock.

In the morning and

KAREN

Stares at the ceiling. The little TV is on, the others are sleeping, they sleep well when the TV is on, like the voice of a family member reading a good-night story, right now it’s

the news.

An account of the day’s violent crimes in the far reaches of the city. In other words: troubled districts. Or: the poor. Again. It’s about the poor again. Like every day for the last two weeks.

Images of the tide of refugees, which in the past had put the masses into a panic three times a day and set the stage for panic and fear-based voting, are now being replaced by coverage of spongers. It begins with reports about crime. Always perpetrated by the poor. A wide array of crimes are highlighted in dramatic tones. Bank robberies, insurance fraud, false claims to supplemental social benefits by organized scammers, verminous children with weapons, drug-dealing housewives. Undocumented foreigners, wasters who’ve supposedly managed to secure multiple basic incomes, culminating in various multifaceted commentaries alleging that the poor are just as harmful as immigrants had been in the past. Nearly every day there are interesting reports about incest in social housing blocks. There where single parents with five kids live on one basic income. There where the father pisses away the basic income on booze on the first day. Toothless people speaking on camera while high. Women are beaten up, babies play with the unconscious bodies of beaten mothers.