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  1. Copyright Notice
  2. THE MILLENNIUM
  3. DON
  4. HANNAH
  5. KAREN
  6. DON’S MOTHER
  7. PETER
  8. THE MOTHER
  9. DR. BROWN
  10. HANNAH’S FATHER
  11. SERGEJ
  12. MOTHER
  13. THE RUSSIAN
  14. THOME
  15. THE RED DEER
  16. THOME’S FATHER
  17. WALTER
  18. KAREN’S BIG BROTHER
  19. PATUK
  20. OLD WOMAN
  21. POLICEWOMAN
  22. BEFORE THE INTERMISSION
  23. INTERMISSION
  24. HUMANITY
  25. SIR ERNEST (EARL)
  26. COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT
  27. PROGRAMMER
  28. MA WEI
  29. CARL
  30. THE FRIENDS (BEN, KEMAL, PAVEL, MAGGY, RACHEL)
  31. BODYCAM MAN
  32. MAGGY
  33. MR. M.
  34. ROGER
  35. THE AVERAGE ENGLISHMAN
  36. THE LAB DIRECTOR
  37. HONEST MAN
  38. JOB NOMADS
  39. COURIER
  40. BOXER
  41. ATTACKERS
  42. THE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD PROSTITUTE
  43. KEVIN
  44. SWEATING MAN
  45. BERTA AND HENRY’S
  46. RACHEL
  47. YOUNG MEN
  48. ARTHUR
  49. STUDENT
  50. ROB
  51. A WOMAN
  52. PHILOSOPHER
  53. THE MATTRESS SELLER
  54. ABDULLAH B.
  55. THE PRO-LIFERS
  56. PROFESSOR DR. KUHN
  57. JON
  58. PROFESSOR
  59. MIDDLE-AGED TEACHER
  60. WOMAN WITH THE THINNING HAIR
  61. BANKER
  62. THE CHILD
  63. THE NEW PRIME MINISTER
  64. MADAME CECILIE
  65. THE JOURNALIST
  66. THE WORLD
  67. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  68. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  69. Newsletter Sign-up

If you were the idiot director of idiotic dystopian movies, you could lower your gaze and say: “A new era has begun. The machines are becoming intelligent and humans are modifying themselves.” DNA optimization was the hot new thing. For those with money. Which barely anyone had, but if they did, they saw to the perfection of the future branches of their family tree. There were hardly any children born the so-called natural way anymore anyway. In vitro, of course, technology, no need for rigid organs or agile sperm.

None of the horror scenarios dreamed up by dystopian thinkers came to pass. No giant concentration camps, no brutal dictatorship. The development of the world is elegant. Quiet.

Inconspicuous.

It wasn’t good.

For the human brain. The wonderful digitalization. How does the brain change in offline mode when existence is increasingly virtual, music is on the cloud and streaming services, movies, books, friends, shops, social life exist as a user interface that perhaps isn’t real. What happens then in the 1.0 world, with wetware you have to drag around in the winter at human speeds that are so slow? While life online functions at such a furious pace. Some idiot comments on what some star, who also only exists online, says or does. Some doctored deepfake video of something goes viral. And—and the media picks it up. On TV, which everyone watches online, Twitter and Facebook posts and film clips by random dumbfucks or bots are cited by online newspapers. Someone or other posted something or other. Hey, fantastic. Totally understandable that people find politics boring and vote for washed-up reality stars or bad comedians. If they vote at all. Because in countries where voting takes place online it might be bots voting, or malware from China. In the end it was impossible to tell from the bits and bytes whether it really was a person who had pushed the button on the screen of a device or not. Doesn’t matter. Nothing at all matters because less and less is real, less and less produces any feeling other than irritation. Humans seem to have developed a hate for their existence beyond the net. Demonstrating, for instance, or joining a party, vigil, or opposition—all that crap is unappealing, exhausting, the only exceptions are actions that include violence and hate so that they trigger a feeling approaching what you get online. Otherwise it’s better to stay online. Where you can operate so brilliantly politically. Become part of a troll factory, or doctor video or audio recordings. What happens to humanity when on the one hand they only believe what’s online but on the other they are deeply distrustful of everything online? And have no clue.

Speaking of which.