Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
He lifted his chin before heading toward the front door. He paused, touching the alarm panel before muttering, “Not surprised she had a security system and doorbell camera to rival a bank vault.”
“It’s good?”
“One of the best available. Fastest response time.” His lips quirked as he amended, “For commercially available.”
Safe for me and Squish.
Exactly what I need.
“You have the passcode?” he asked.
I had the instructions on how to reset it, but that was basically the same thing, so I nodded.
He walked outside, and my attempt to follow was promptly shut down. First by a look, then by him outright telling me to accept the help and stop being a pain in the ass.
He said it while grinning his dimpled smile, so he didn’t actually seem upset, but I took the warning and waited by the door. I studied his retreating back—more specifically, the emblem on the leather vest. A skull and crossed gavels with the name Court of Mayhem.
I knew nothing about biker clubs, but it was a cool name and a very coordinated design.
I didn’t bother to give him my thoughts on the artistic design when he returned with the tote that’d been giving me so much trouble.
“Where do you want this?”
I gestured to the living room. “Everything can just go in here.”
Another look. “Where?”
“I’m not even sure what’s in anything, so really, right here is fine.”
For once, he listened and set the load down. But only so he could open it for my inspection. I glanced in to see a variety of patterns and colors.
“Bedroom,” I said.
The next load included a collapsible baby bassinet and a small tote of tiny baby clothes. I just pointed him toward the bedroom again.
I’d almost choked on my own saliva. I didn’t need to choke on emotion, too.
We continued like that, making quick work of unloading the mismatched cargo.
I’d thought we had finished when Hollywood came in with a couple of pink shopping bags. He didn’t stop to ask where they went. Blank faced, he carried them into the bedroom and dropped them to the bed before hightailing it out of there.
I peered around his wide body to see a pile of lace and satin had spilled out onto the patchwork comforter. My face heated instantly, but neither of us spoke about it.
Thank God.
“That was the last of what’s in the back,” he said before clearing his throat. “Saw a couple things in the front. I’ll grab ’em and be done.”
“No!” I cried with far too much urgency than the moment called for. Especially as he’d just carried in bags of my unmentionables—even if they were new and unused. “I can grab that.”
He let it drop. “You got another truck coming with furniture and shit?”