Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The gray beast came bounding up, all soft meows and loud purrs. “Some prick tossed her in the dumpster. Name stuck.”
Even with the evidence literally standing on me, I couldn’t picture Ward as a cat owner. Maybe a snake or a large, drooling guard dog, but certainly not a kitten. Yet it made sense as his large hand carefully rubbed Dumpster’s tiny head in a room with a pregnant woman and a runaway.
He collected the vulnerable and needy.
I tentatively pet Dumpster, but nothing about the way she flopped down on my stomach and nearly rolled off was tentative. Her purring grew louder and louder.
“How long have you had her?” I asked.
“Three months or so.”
God.
I’m a shitty friend.
No newsflash there…
All that distance I’d claimed to need had prevented me from asking even the most basic questions about his life. I’d wanted to be detached. Isolated.
Alone.
As I’d spent nearly every day with him since moving in next door, I’d clearly failed at that. But I’d also failed at being a good friend since there was so much I didn’t know.
Like that I’d also had a kitten neighbor the entire time.
“Do you leave her here when you go out of town for work?” I asked, thinking about how often—like, creepily often—I’d looked toward Ward’s house to see if he’d returned. Was there a lonely cat in there the whole time?
“Fuck no. She stays at the clubhouse with O if I’m gonna be gone more than a couple of days.”
“I could always—”
“No.”
Hell, that was harsh.
He trusts me with Kat but not a cat?
Before that rejection could fully sink in, he continued. “Pregnant women can’t change litter boxes and need to be extra cautious with cat scratches. Don’t wanna risk it.”
“I can’t change litter?”
“No.”
That was news to me. Of course, I’d never had a cat and had never intended to get one, so I’d likely glazed over that section in my packet of information from the doctor.
“How do you know?”
He gestured toward the side table. “That’s what the book says.”
For a second, I thought that was some colloquial saying I wasn’t familiar with. But when I shifted to look, I saw I was wrong.
He meant a literal book.
Easing the cat off me, I grabbed the book about pregnancy. Pages were tabbed and highlighted—especially the section about food.
“You’re actually reading this?”
“Gotta learn somehow.”
He said it so casually, like it was no big deal.
It was a massive deal.
A massive, thoughtful, sweet deal.
I settled back on the couch, and Dumpster returned to her spot. Absentmindedly petting her, I wondered whether I could convince Ward to rename the poor thing.