Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
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- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
“I really wish I could’ve watched you do that.”
“Fuckin’ Christ, I just came, and you’re already making me hard.” He sat back and slid his finger out of me. I lifted my shoulders off the freezing table just in time to see him use that same hand to wipe his mouth with his palm and then lick it.
Lick it.
He’d eaten me through two orgasms, but it hadn’t been enough for him.
He’d needed every last drop.
I flopped down again and closed my eyes.
One day.
I made it one day before crawling back.
The fact I hadn’t literally crawled didn’t make me feel any better because I totally would’ve if he’d asked.
I’m in big trouble.
The dim lighting was cut off, and I opened my eyes to find him leaning over me with an arm at either side of my head. “Gotta get you to the fire before you freeze to the table.”
“I’ll be like the kid with his tongue stuck to the light post except way worse.”
Ward chuckled and lifted my boneless torso.
I stood the rest of the way and smiled up at him. “It’s late. I should—”
“I got hummus.”
His words made me hesitate because they were so random and I seriously loved hummus. “What?”
“Black olive and jalapeño. It’s got folate, iron, protein. Good for Squish.”
Squish.
He said Squish.
It wasn’t the first time he’d acknowledged my pregnancy or the baby, of course. But it was the first time he’d used my nickname for them, and hearing his deep voice say it made my heart squeeze and my vision blur.
“Ward—”
“Wait till you taste it.” He used my appetite against me and guided me over to sit near the fire. Adding a couple more logs, he leaned down to kiss my forehead. “I’ll be back.”
I watched him walk away, too stunned to speak.
Many men and women would prefer the kind of no-strings arrangement that entailed no post-sex hangout.
To come and then go.
Jizz and then jet.
Ejaculate and then evacuate.
Blow the load and then hit the road.
And unlike the day before, I hadn’t come over because of a nightmare. There was no need to comfort or distract me.
But not only did Ward want me to stick around, he also wanted me to have a snack that was loaded with healthy nutrients for my baby.
I had no clue how he knew all that. Hell, I hadn’t even known all that. I just ate it because it was delicious and not on the list of forbidden foods for pregnancy.