Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Working MayCo security did. Setting up systems. Being visible muscle. Tracking down stalkers, blackmailers, or stolen items. Some PI work.
Private jobs for big shots who paid a shit-ton for quality work done discreetly.
Not that it was all on the up-and-up. We were able to work off the grid by word of mouth because we were damn good at our jobs. And sometimes that meant being on the right side of our personal moral compasses but the wrong side of the law.
It was our sweet spot.
And usually, I enjoyed it.
But not when it came to that job.
We had our pick of clients, but if the price was right or the job was interesting, we took on pain-in-the-ass clients. Scared. Paranoid. Egotistical pricks.
Elliot Danes was all of that and more.
We’d only started the job the week before, but in that time, he’d claimed Glitch and I had hit on his wife. Then he’d accused his wife of throwing herself at us when she’d offered us coffee.
Mrs. Danes was a lovely lady and all, but she was a full-on suburban mom—pretty, wholesome, drove a minivan, cut organic apple slices for her teenagers, wore shirts about being blessed, the whole nine. Nothing wrong with that, but it wasn’t exactly my type.
And we weren’t her type, either. She wasn’t a motorcycle club bunny. She sure as shit wasn’t trying to live, laugh, love her way into a biker Eiffel Tower.
I’d say money corrupted and made people paranoid, but that wasn’t true.
Money gave people the balls to be who they truly were.
And most people were truly dickheads.
“He’s not on my schedule till next week.”
“Change of plans. He called today. Repeatedly.”
It was getting harder and harder to bite my tongue around Danes, so I said, “Send Glitch.”
“Can’t,” Judge shot back. “He doesn’t want Glitch involved anymore. Something about him trying to fuck his wife.”
“What a load of bullshit.”
“You sayin’ Glitch doesn’t wanna knock Mrs. Danes’ sensible shoes off?”
“Hey, there’s nothing wrong with sensible shoes,” I heard O snap in the background. “I wear them at work, and unlike these shitkickers, they don’t give me blisters.”
Ophelia used to work as a nurse in a ritzy retirement facility before Judge ‘temporarily restrained’ her.
Kidnapped.
He’d kidnapped her.
Once she’d gotten a taste of Mayhem in her life, she’d quit to take care of our sorry asses.
I, for one, appreciated having a nurse around. She’d patched us up when Haze and I were mysteriously jumped outside a bar. She had the best hangover remedies. She sure as shit had a better bedside manner for patching up road rash and busted knuckles than any of the brothers.
And she asked fewer questions than a hospital would.