Chapters (123)
- Title
- Author’s Note
- FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE
- MAC
- 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
- A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
- HOLLYWOOD
- 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
- WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
- MAC
- 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
- RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
- HOLLYWOOD
- 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
- SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
- ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
- MAC
- 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
- LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
- MAC
- 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
- MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
- HOLLYWOOD
- 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
- PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
- MAC
- 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
- TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
- HOLLYWOOD
- 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
- PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
- MAC
- 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
- SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
- MAC
- 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
- SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
- MAC
- 13. Beep
- BEEP
- MAC
- 14. Finally
- FINALLY
- MAC
- 15. Whatever You Say
- WHATEVER YOU SAY
- MAC
- 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
- NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
- HOLLYWOOD
- 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
- GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
- MAC
- 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
- TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
- MAC
- 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
- DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
- MAC
- 20. Tasteful Boobies
- TASTEFUL BOOBIES
- MAC
- 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
- SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
- HOLLYWOOD
- 22. Best Wakeup Call
- BEST WAKEUP CALL
- MAC
- 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
- 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
- HOLLYWOOD
- 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
- NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
- HOLLYWOOD
- 25. Karma Likes to Run
- KARMA LIKES TO RUN
- MAC
- 26. Haunted
- HAUNTED
- HOLLYWOOD
- 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
- FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
- MAC
- 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
- GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
- HOLLYWOOD
- 29. Fantasies Can Come True
- FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
- MAC
- 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
- A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
- HOLLYWOOD
- 31. Beep Part Two
- BEEP PART TWO
- MAC
- 32. Time for Hope
- TIME FOR HOPE
- MAC
- 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
- KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
- MAC
- 34. Strong
- STRONG
- HOLLYWOOD
- 35. Pushing Buttons
- PUSHING BUTTONS
- HOLLYWOOD
- EPILOGUE
- MAC
- HYDE AND SEEK
- CHAPTER ONE
- CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
- TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
- THE DILLON SISTERS
- THE FOUR
- THE HYDE SERIES
- COURT OF MAYHEM
- STANDALONES
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Her mouth opened, but she didn’t speak. I thought for a moment that my computer froze, but then she blinked. “I do?”
God, these kids kill me.
That disbelief in her voice wasn’t thanks to Aaron and his teenage narcissism.
It was thanks to her mother.
Because when Everly had begun acting out and following along with her boyfriend’s demands, her mom hadn’t come at her from a place of understanding or even overprotectiveness. She’d instead called her a stupid slut for failing school over a boy.
That total bitch.
“Of course, you do,” I said, keeping my voice even and nonchalant. Honest. “If you want to keep it cazh—”
Another eye roll, but that one included a smile. “No one says cazh anymore.”
“The point is, not everyone needs labels or commitment to be happy. So if you want to keep things casual because you have lots of options and want to figure out what you’re looking for, that’s cool. If not, then you need to be with someone who wants what you want. Not what you’re forcing yourself to want. That’s not fair to either of you.”
Everly tilted her head. “I have options.”
She did. A lot. Including Marcus from her English class. But I wasn’t pushing.
After a long minute, she gave a firm nod. “Thanks, Mac. I’ve gotta run.”
“Email or text if you need anything, Ev.”
“Cool.”
The video call disconnected, and I sat back.
Cool.
It had been cool. Better than that, actually. My first week working from home had been a wild success.
Well, minus that Monday. After staying too long at the cookout, my redecorating plans fell behind schedule. I’d been fortunate that Alice’s aunt had left behind a beautiful wooden desk in the corner of the living room. Since that sucker was too heavy to move, I’d tried to set a nice background.
Tried.
There was only so much I could do when even the wallpaper was ugly as sin.
Every student I video-chatted with that first day had roasted me like a marshmallow over Ward’s fire pit.
I didn’t care. That kind of joking was how teenagers showed affection and acceptance. Like hazing.
I was pretty sure.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
That was what I told myself, at least.
After that first day—and a ton of cleaning—things had slowly begun to settle. The students seemed to prefer the virtual meetings. I got follow-up emails from students who’d ghosted me. At the request of one student, I’d created a messaging number so I could text without having to share my actual phone number. I’d expected to be inundated with inappropriate or prank messages, but I hadn’t.
Well, not yet.
Instead, it’d opened another avenue of communication that the kids felt more comfortable with.