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Chapters (123)
  1. Title
  2. Author’s Note
  3. FROM THE PERVY HEART OF THE AUTHOR
  4. Dedication
  5. PROLOGUE
  6. MAC
  7. 1. A Front Yard Steroid Scandal
  8. A FRONT YARD STEROID SCANDAL
  9. HOLLYWOOD
  10. 2. Welcome Home, Noodle Arms
  11. WELCOME HOME, NOODLE ARMS
  12. MAC
  13. 3. Run With Scissors, Douche
  14. RUN WITH SCISSORS, DOUCHE
  15. HOLLYWOOD
  16. 4. Selfless Waffle Consumption
  17. SELFLESS WAFFLE CONSUMPTION
  18. HOLLYWOOD
  19. 5. All You Can Smell at the Olfactory Barbecue
  20. ALL YOU CAN SMELL AT THE OLFACTORY BARBECUE
  21. MAC
  22. 6. Laughter. Comradery. Happiness. Cheese
  23. LAUGHTER. COMRADERY. HAPPINESS. CHEESE
  24. MAC
  25. 7. Mrs. Butterworth, Still a Syrup Slut
  26. MRS. BUTTERWORTH, STILL A SYRUP SLUT
  27. HOLLYWOOD
  28. 8. Pickles, Bears, Blowtorch Redecorating
  29. PICKLES, BEARS, BLOWTORCH REDECORATING
  30. MAC
  31. 9. True Crime, Cauliflower Edition
  32. TRUE CRIME, CAULIFLOWER EDITION
  33. HOLLYWOOD
  34. 10. Payback is a Bitch… Or a Steak
  35. PAYBACK IS A BITCH… OR A STEAK
  36. MAC
  37. 11. Serial Killers Prefer Poached Eggs
  38. SERIAL KILLERS PREFER POACHED EGGS
  39. MAC
  40. 12. Sorry About All the Sorries
  41. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE SORRIES
  42. MAC
  43. 13. Beep
  44. BEEP
  45. MAC
  46. 14. Finally
  47. FINALLY
  48. MAC
  49. 15. Whatever You Say
  50. WHATEVER YOU SAY
  51. MAC
  52. 16. Never Underestimate the Power of Snacks
  53. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SNACKS
  54. HOLLYWOOD
  55. 17. Gimme a Hand, Neighbor
  56. GIMME A HAND, NEIGHBOR
  57. MAC
  58. 18. Teddy Bears Are Always Watching
  59. TEDDY BEARS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING
  60. MAC
  61. 19. Did You Try Turning Her Off and Back On Again
  62. DID YOU TRY TURNING HER OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN
  63. MAC
  64. 20. Tasteful Boobies
  65. TASTEFUL BOOBIES
  66. MAC
  67. 21. Some More Light Kidnapping
  68. SOME MORE LIGHT KIDNAPPING
  69. HOLLYWOOD
  70. 22. Best Wakeup Call
  71. BEST WAKEUP CALL
  72. MAC
  73. 23. 90s Nostalgia Snack
  74. 90S NOSTALGIA SNACK
  75. HOLLYWOOD
  76. 24. No One Does Honest Like a Kid
  77. NO ONE DOES HONEST LIKE A KID
  78. HOLLYWOOD
  79. 25. Karma Likes to Run
  80. KARMA LIKES TO RUN
  81. MAC
  82. 26. Haunted
  83. HAUNTED
  84. HOLLYWOOD
  85. 27. Fuck the Bad Days Away
  86. FUCK THE BAD DAYS AWAY
  87. MAC
  88. 28. Good Dates Include Leather and Head
  89. GOOD DATES INCLUDE LEATHER AND HEAD
  90. HOLLYWOOD
  91. 29. Fantasies Can Come True
  92. FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE
  93. MAC
  94. 30. A Little Casual Attempted Murder
  95. A LITTLE CASUAL ATTEMPTED MURDER
  96. HOLLYWOOD
  97. 31. Beep Part Two
  98. BEEP PART TWO
  99. MAC
  100. 32. Time for Hope
  101. TIME FOR HOPE
  102. MAC
  103. 33. Knights on Chrome and Steel
  104. KNIGHTS ON CHROME AND STEEL
  105. MAC
  106. 34. Strong
  107. STRONG
  108. HOLLYWOOD
  109. 35. Pushing Buttons
  110. PUSHING BUTTONS
  111. HOLLYWOOD
  112. EPILOGUE
  113. MAC
  114. HYDE AND SEEK
  115. CHAPTER ONE
  116. CONNECT WITH LAYLA FROST
  117. TITLES BY LAYLA FROST
  118. THE DILLON SISTERS
  119. THE FOUR
  120. THE HYDE SERIES
  121. COURT OF MAYHEM
  122. STANDALONES
  123. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

While she looked, I scanned her room. Like the rest of the house, it was too neat. Kids’ rooms were supposed to be bottomless pits of toys and moldy food forgotten under the bed. But there were barely any signs of life.

Generic pictures. Beige colors. Not a damn doll out of place.

It was like a furniture store advertisement.

My gut didn’t like it.

She stood and walked to her little art desk. Pulling open drawers, she rifled around like it was her filing cabinets before finding what she needed. She took the piece of paper and handed it to me. “This is my list of cat names, but I don’t think any of them are right.”

I glanced down like I was reading them. “I agree. Why do you have cat names? Are you getting one?”

“No. Martin says they destroy everything. But when I’m older, I want a lot of cats. Just me and twenty cats. My mom says that’ll make me a crazy cat lady, which I think is a superhero?” She didn’t wait for a response before continuing. “Coming up with twenty names all at once would be hard, so I keep a list.”

Bingo.

Just as Mac had predicted, finding a shared interest made Maisie open up. We talked about cats, and I shared Dumpster stories while Maisie scrolled the pictures on repeat.

Like she was petting the cat, Maisie ran her finger along the screen without actually touching it. “I wish I could have one. Even for a few days. Just a visit.”

“Bet if you asked your mom, she’d say yes.”

Even if she didn’t, I was tempted to clear out every adoption center in the state for her.

Giving me a sad shake of her head, Maisie returned to the other side of the room. “Martin said no cats in his house.” She shot me a quick glare, like she knew what I’d say. “And we have to stay here.”

“Why, kid?”

“Because of.” She picked up a piece of metal and rotated it in her little hands.

“What is that?”

Quickly, she tucked it behind her back, her eyes going wide with panic. “Nothing.”

I was about to push for the truth when Jury opened the door. He didn’t speak, shooting Maisie a big smile—rare from him—before subtly gesturing to his wrist.

But Maisie was sharp. She knew what that meant.

Whirling around to face me, she screamed, “I’m not going!”

“It’s a trip, kid. A fun visit to see family.”

“No. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t!” Her scream cut off abruptly, and she stayed silent. Shut down. Shaking like a leaf in a tornado and picking at her cuticles like her mom.