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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Bastards,” hissed Shivers after them, letting go his axe and peeling himself away from the sticky wall. “Lucky I didn’t split one of ’em.”

“Get used to it. This is Sipani. City of Revels. City of Rogues.”

Rogues were in long supply, alright. Men slouched around steps, on corners, beside bridges, dishing out hard looks. Women too, black outlines in doorways, lamps glowing behind, some of ’em hardly dressed in spite of the cold. “A scale!” one called at him from a window, letting one thin leg dangle in the murk. “For a scale you get the night of your life! Ten bits then! Eight!”

“Selling themselves,” Shivers grunted.

“Everyone’s selling themselves,” came Monza’s muffled voice. “This is—”

“Yes, yes. This is fucking Sipani.”

Monza stopped and he nearly walked into her. She pushed her hood back and squinted at a narrow doorway in a wall of crumbling brickwork. “This is it.”

“You take a man to all the finest places, eh?”

“Maybe later you’ll get the tour. For now we’ve got business. Look dangerous.”

“Right y’are, Chief.” Shivers stood up tall and fixed his hardest frown. “Right y’are.”

She knocked, and not long after the door wobbled open. A woman stared out from a dim-lit hallway, long and lean as a spider. She had a way of standing, hips loose and tilted to one side, arm up on the doorframe, one thin finger tapping at the wood. Like the fog was hers, and the night, and them too. Shivers brought his lamp up a touch closer. A hard, sharp face with a knowing smile, spattered with freckles, short red hair sprouting all ways from her head.

“Shylo Vitari?” asked Monza.

“You’ll be Murcatto, then.”

“That’s right.”

“Death suits you.” She narrowed her eyes at Shivers. Cold eyes, with a hint of a cruel joke in ’em. “Who’s your man?”

He spoke for himself. “Name’s Caul Shivers, and I’m not hers.”

“No?” She grinned at Monza. “Whose is he, then?”

“I’m my own.”

She gave a sharp laugh at that. Seemed everything about her had an edge on it. “This is Sipani, friend. Everyone belongs to someone. Northman, eh?”

“That a problem?”

“Got tossed down a flight of stairs by one once. Haven’t been entirely comfortable around them since. Why Shivers?”

She caught him off balance with that one. “What?”

“Up in the North, the way I heard it, a man earns his name. Great deeds done, and all that. Why Shivers?”

“Er…” The last thing he needed was to look the fool in front of Monza. He was still hoping to make it back into her bed at some point. “Because my enemies shiver with fear when they face me,” he lied.

“That so?” Vitari stood back from the door, giving him a mocking grin as he ducked under the low lintel. “You must have some cowardly bloody enemies.”

“Sajaam says you know people here,” said Monza as the woman led them into a narrow sitting room, barely lit by some smoky coals on a grate.