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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Just one more thing.” He flinched in surprise as her spit spattered softly across his eye. “That’s from Benna, you treacherous little fuck.”

Victus wiped his face, eyes creeping shiftily to Shivers, then back to her. “I didn’t do nothing you wouldn’t have done. Nothing your brother wouldn’t have done, that’s certain. Nothing you didn’t both do to Cosca, and you owed him more than I owed you—”

“That’s why you’re wiping your face instead of trying to hold your guts in.”

“You ever think you might have brought this on yourself? Big ambitions mean big risks. All I’ve done is float with the current—”

Shivers took a sudden step forwards. “Off you float, then, ’fore you get your throat cut.” Monza realised he had a knife out in one big fist. The one she’d given him the first day they met.

“Whoah there, big man.” Victus held up his palms, rings glittering. “I’m on my way, don’t worry.” He made a big show of turning and strutting off into the night. “You two need to work on your tempers,” wagging one finger over his shoulder. “No point getting riled up over every little thing. That’ll only end in blood, believe me!”

It wasn’t so hard for Monza to believe. Everything ended in blood, whatever she did. She realised she was left alone with Shivers, something she’d spent the last few weeks avoiding like the rot. She knew she should say something, take some sort of step towards making things square with him. They had their problems, but at least he was her man, rather than Rogont’s. She might have need of someone to save her life in the coming days, and he was no monster, however he might look.

“Shivers.” He turned to her, knife still clutched tight, steel blade and steel eye catching the torch flame and twinkling the colours of fire. “Listen—”

“No, you listen.” He bared his teeth, taking a step towards her.

“Monza! You came!” Cosca emerged from one of the trenches, arms spread wide. “And with my favourite Northman!” He ignored the knife and shook Shivers warmly by his free hand, then grabbed Monza’s shoulders and kissed her on both cheeks. “I haven’t had a chance to congratulate you on your speech. Born on a farm. A nice touch. Humble. And talk of peace. From you? It was like seeing a farmer express his hopes for famine. Even this old cynic couldn’t help but be moved.”

“Fuck yourself, old man.” But she was secretly glad she didn’t have to find the hard words now.

Cosca raised his brows. “You try and say the right thing—”

“Some folk don’t like the right thing,” said Shivers in his gravelly whisper, sliding his knife away. “You ain’t learned that yet?”

“Every day alive is a lesson. This way, comrades! Just up ahead we can get a fine view of the assault.”

“You’re attacking? Now?”

“We tried in daylight. Didn’t work.” It didn’t look like darkness was working any better. There were wounded men lining the next trench—grimaces, groans, bloody bandages. “Wherever is my noble employer, his Excellency Duke Rogont?”