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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Well, well.” A man with a pockmarked face and long, black hair seemed to be in charge. He reached out and gently pushed the woman’s bow towards the floor with one finger. “My name’s Malt. You’re just in time to help us bring them in.”

“Them?”

“The ones his Excellency Duke Orso’s paying us to find, who do you think? Over there, in the smoke-house yonder.”

“All of them?”

“The leader, anyway.”

“How do you know you have the right man?”

“Woman. Pello knows, don’t you, Pello?”

Pello was possessed of a ragged moustache and a look of sweaty desperation. “It’s Murcatto. The same one who led Orso’s army at Sweet Pines. She was in Visserine, not but a month ago. Took her prisoner. Questioned her myself. That’s where the Northman lost his eye.” The Northman called Shivers, that Sajaam had spoken of. “In Salier’s palace. She killed Ganmark there, that general of Orso’s, few days afterward.”

“The Snake of Talins herself,” said Malt proudly, “and still alive. What do you think of that?”

“I am all amazed.” Shenkt walked slowly to the window and peered out across the street. A shabby-looking place for a famous general, but such was life. “She has men with her?”

“Just this Northman. Nothing we can’t deal with. Lucky Nim and two of her boys are waiting in the alley at the back. When the big clock next chimes, we go in the front. They won’t be getting away.”

Shenkt looked slowly round at each suspicious face, and gave each man a chance. “You all are determined to do this? All of you?”

“Of fucking course we are. You’ll find no faint hearts here, my friend.” Malt looked at him through narrowed eyes. “You want to come in with us?”

“With you?” Shenkt took a long breath, then sighed. “Great tempests wash up strange companions.”

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

“We don’t need this fucker.” The one Shenkt had told to pray, again, making a great show of a curved knife. A man of small patience, evidently. “I say we cut his throat, and one less share to pay.”

Malt gently pushed his knife down. “Come now, no need to be greedy. I’ve been on jobs like that before, everyone stuck on the money not the work, watching their backs every minute. Bad for your health and your business. We’ll do this civilised, or not at all. What do you say?”

“I say civilised,” said Shenkt. “For pity’s sake, let’s kill like honest men.”

“Exactly so. With what Orso’s paying, there’ll be enough for everyone. Equal shares all round, and we can all be rich.”

“Rich?” Shenkt smiled sadly as he shook his head. “The dead are neither rich nor poor.” The look of mild surprise was just forming on Malt’s face when Shenkt’s pointing finger split it neatly in half.

Shivers sat on the greasy bed, back pressed to the dirty wall, with Monza sprawled on top of him. Her head lay in his lap, breath hissing shallow, in and out. The pipe was still in her bandaged left hand, smoke twisting from the embers in a brown streak. He frowned at it creeping through the shafts of light, rippling, spreading, filling the room with sweet haze.