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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“That’ll be well guarded,” said Shivers, doing his best to keep up. Didn’t help that he thought he could hear a child crying somewhere.

Vitari snorted. “A dozen of the best-guarded people in the world, all sharing a room with their bitterest enemies? There’ll be more soldiers than at the Battle of Adua, I’ll be bound. Hard to think of a spot where the brothers would be less vulnerable.”

“What else, then?” snapped Monza.

“We’ll see. I’m no friend of Ario’s, but I know someone who is. A close, close friend.”

Monza’s black brows drew in. “Then we should be talking to—”

The door creaked suddenly open and Shivers spun round, hatchet already halfway out.

A child stood in the doorway. A girl maybe eight years old, dressed in a too-long shift with bony ankles and bare feet sticking out the bottom, red hair poking from her head in a tangled mess. She stared at Shivers, then Monza, then Vitari with wide blue eyes. “Mama. Cas is crying.”

Vitari knelt down and smoothed the little girl’s hair. “Never you mind, baby, I hear. Try and soothe him. I’ll be up soon as I can, and sing to you all.”

“Alright.” The girl gave Shivers another look, and he pushed his axe away, somewhat shamefaced, and tried to make a grin. She backed off and pulled the door shut.

“My boy’s got a cough,” said Vitari, her voice with its hard edge again. “One gets ill, then they all get ill, then I get ill. Who’d be a mother, eh?”

Shivers lifted his brows. “Can’t say I’ve got the equipment.”

“Never had much luck with family,” said Monza. “Can you help us?”

Vitari’s eyes flickered over to Shivers, and back. “Who else you got along with you?”

“A man called Friendly, as muscle.”

“Good, is he?”

“Very,” said Shivers, thinking of the two men hacked bloody on the streets of Talins. “Bit strange, though.”

“You need to be in this line of work. Who else?”

“A poisoner and his assistant.”

“A good one?”

“According to him. Name of Morveer.”

“Gah!” Vitari looked as if she’d the taste of piss in her mouth. “Castor Morveer? That bastard’s about as trustworthy as a scorpion.”

Monza looked back, hard and level. “Scorpions have their uses. Can you help us, I asked?”

Vitari’s eyes were two slits, shining in the firelight. “I can help you, but it’ll cost. If we can get the job done, something tells me I won’t be welcome in Sipani anymore.”

“Money isn’t a problem. Just as long as you can get us close. You know someone who can help with that?”

Vitari drained her mug, then tossed the dregs hissing onto the coals. “Oh, I know all kinds of people.”

The Arts of Persuasion

It was early, and the twisting streets of Sipani were quiet. Monza hunched in a doorway, coat wrapped tight around her, hands wedged under her armpits. She’d been hunched there for an hour at least, steadily getting colder, breathing fog into the foggy air. The edges of her ears and her nostrils tingled unpleasantly. It was a wonder the snot hadn’t frozen in her nose. But she could be patient. She had to be.