Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Visitors?” asked Day.
“The Murcatto woman is here.” He snapped his fingers towards the table. “Clear all this away. With the very greatest care, mark you! Then bring wine and cakes.”
“Do you want anything in them?”
“Only plums and apricots. I mean to welcome my guests, not kill them.” Not until he had heard what they had to say, at least.
While Day swiftly cleared the table, furnished it with a cloth and drew the chairs back in around it, Morveer took some elementary precautions. Then he arranged himself in his chair, highly polished knee-boots crossed in front of him and hands clasped across his chest, very much the country gentleman enjoying the winter air of his estate. Had he not earned it, after all?
He rose with his most ingratiating smile as his visitors came in close proximity to the house. The Murcatto woman walked with the slightest hint of a limp. She covered it well, but over long years in the trade Morveer had sharpened his perceptions to a razor point, and missed no detail. She wore a sword on her right hip, and it appeared to be a good one, but he paid it little mind. Ugly, unsophisticated tools. Gentlemen might wear them, but only the coarse and wrathful would stoop to actually use one. She wore a glove on her right hand, suggesting she had something she was keen to hide, because her left was bare, and sported a blood-red stone big as his thumbnail. If it was, as it certainly appeared to be, a ruby, it was one of promisingly great value.
“I am—”
“You are Monzcarro Murcatto, once captain general of the Thousand Swords, recently in the service of Duke Orso of Talins.” Morveer thought it best to avoid that gloved hand, and so he offered out his left, palm upwards, in a gesture replete with humbleness and submission. “A Kantic gentleman of our mutual acquaintance, one Sajaam, told me to expect your visit.” She gave it a brief shake, firm and businesslike. “And your name, my friend?” Morveer leaned unctuously forwards and folded the Northman’s big right hand in both of his.
“Caul Shivers.”
“Indeed, indeed, I have always found your Northern names delightfully picturesque.”
“You’ve found ’em what now?”
“Nice.”
“Oh.”
Morveer held his hand a moment longer, then let it free. “Pray have a seat.” He smiled upon Murcatto as she worked her way into her chair, the barest phantom of a grimace on her face. “I must confess I was expecting you to be considerably less beautiful.”
She frowned at that. “I was expecting you to be less friendly.”
“Oh, I can be decidedly unfriendly when it is called for, believe me.” Day silently appeared and slid a plate of sweet cakes onto the table, a tray with a bottle of wine and glasses. “But it is hardly called for now, is it? Wine?”
His visitors exchanged a loaded glance. Morveer grinned as he pulled the cork and poured himself a glass. “The two of you are mercenaries, but I can only assume you do not rob, threaten and extort from everyone you meet. Likewise, I do not poison my every acquaintance.” He slurped wine noisily, as though to advertise the total safety of the operation. “Who would pay me then? You are safe.”