Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
Cosca put a hand over his eyes. “Please, don’t speak of that brave heart. His loss still stabs at me. How many have we paid?”
The notary licked his fingers, flipped over a couple of crackling leaves of his ledger, started counting the entries. “One, two, three—”
“Four hundred and four,” said Friendly.
“And how many persons in the Thousand Swords?”
The notary winced. “Counting all ancillaries, servants and tradesmen?”
“Absolutely.”
“Whores too?”
“Counting them first, they’re the hardest workers in the whole damned brigade!”
The lawyer squinted skywards. “Er…”
“Twelve thousand, eight hundred and nineteen,” said Friendly.
Cosca stared at him. “I’ve heard it said a good sergeant is worth three generals, but you may well be worth three dozen, my friend! Thirteen thousand, though? We’ll be here tomorrow night still!”
“Very likely,” grumbled the notary, flipping over the page. “Crapstane’s company of Andiche’s regiment will be next. Andiche’s regiment… as was… that is.”
“Meh.” Cosca unscrewed the cap of the flask Morveer had thrown at him in Sipani, raised it to his lips, shook it and realised it was empty. He frowned at the battered metal bottle, remembering with some discomfort the poisoner’s sneering assertion that a man never changes. So much discomfort, in fact, that his need for a drink was sharply increased. “A brief interlude, while I obtain a refill. Get Crapstane’s company lined up.” He stood, grimacing as his aching knees crunched into life, then cracked a smile. A large man was walking steadily towards him through the mud, smoke, canvas and confusion of the camp.
“Why, Master Shivers, from the cold and bloody North!” The Northman had evidently given up on fine dressing, wearing a leather jack and rough-spun shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows. His hair, neat as any Musselian dandy’s when Cosca first laid eyes upon the man, had grown back to an unkempt tangle, heavy jaw fuzzed with a growth between beard and stubble. None of it did anything to disguise the mass of scar covering one side of his face. It would take more than hair to hide that. “My old partner in adventure!” Or murder, as was in fact the case. “You have a twinkle in your eye.” Literally he did, for bright metal in the Northman’s empty socket was catching the noon sun and shining with almost painful brightness. “You look well, my friend, most well!” Though he looked, in fact, a mutilated savage.
“Happy face, happy heart.” The Northman showed a lopsided smile, burned flesh shifting only by the smallest margin.
“Quite so. Have a smile for breakfast, you’ll be shitting joy by lunch. Were you in the battle?”
“That I was.”
“I thought as much. You have never struck me as a man afraid to roll up his sleeves. Bloody, was it?”
“That it was.”
“Some men thrive on blood, though, eh? I daresay you’ve known a few who were that way.”
“That I have.”
“And where is your employer, my infamous pupil, replacement and predecessor, General Murcatto?”