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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

Cosca put a hand over his eyes. “Please, don’t speak of that brave heart. His loss still stabs at me. How many have we paid?”

The notary licked his fingers, flipped over a couple of crackling leaves of his ledger, started counting the entries. “One, two, three—”

“Four hundred and four,” said Friendly.

“And how many persons in the Thousand Swords?”

The notary winced. “Counting all ancillaries, servants and tradesmen?”

“Absolutely.”

“Whores too?”

“Counting them first, they’re the hardest workers in the whole damned brigade!”

The lawyer squinted skywards. “Er…”

“Twelve thousand, eight hundred and nineteen,” said Friendly.

Cosca stared at him. “I’ve heard it said a good sergeant is worth three generals, but you may well be worth three dozen, my friend! Thirteen thousand, though? We’ll be here tomorrow night still!”

“Very likely,” grumbled the notary, flipping over the page. “Crapstane’s company of Andiche’s regiment will be next. Andiche’s regiment… as was… that is.”

“Meh.” Cosca unscrewed the cap of the flask Morveer had thrown at him in Sipani, raised it to his lips, shook it and realised it was empty. He frowned at the battered metal bottle, remembering with some discomfort the poisoner’s sneering assertion that a man never changes. So much discomfort, in fact, that his need for a drink was sharply increased. “A brief interlude, while I obtain a refill. Get Crapstane’s company lined up.” He stood, grimacing as his aching knees crunched into life, then cracked a smile. A large man was walking steadily towards him through the mud, smoke, canvas and confusion of the camp.

“Why, Master Shivers, from the cold and bloody North!” The Northman had evidently given up on fine dressing, wearing a leather jack and rough-spun shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbows. His hair, neat as any Musselian dandy’s when Cosca first laid eyes upon the man, had grown back to an unkempt tangle, heavy jaw fuzzed with a growth between beard and stubble. None of it did anything to disguise the mass of scar covering one side of his face. It would take more than hair to hide that. “My old partner in adventure!” Or murder, as was in fact the case. “You have a twinkle in your eye.” Literally he did, for bright metal in the Northman’s empty socket was catching the noon sun and shining with almost painful brightness. “You look well, my friend, most well!” Though he looked, in fact, a mutilated savage.

“Happy face, happy heart.” The Northman showed a lopsided smile, burned flesh shifting only by the smallest margin.

“Quite so. Have a smile for breakfast, you’ll be shitting joy by lunch. Were you in the battle?”

“That I was.”

“I thought as much. You have never struck me as a man afraid to roll up his sleeves. Bloody, was it?”

“That it was.”

“Some men thrive on blood, though, eh? I daresay you’ve known a few who were that way.”

“That I have.”

“And where is your employer, my infamous pupil, replacement and predecessor, General Murcatto?”