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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“She’s got a broken right hand, and marks all over. From falling down a mountain, she says.” Shivers pushed his finger into his stomach, keeping his eyes on Faithful. “Got a scar just here, and one matching in her back. Says a friend of hers gave it to her. Stabbed her through with her own dagger.”

Carpi’s face had turned grim as a gravedigger’s. “You know where she is?”

“Hold up just a trice, there.” Victus looked even less happy than his chief. “You saying Murcatto’s alive?”

“I’d heard a rumour,” said Faithful.

A huge black-skinned man with long ropes of iron-grey hair stood up sharp from the table. “I’d heard all kinds of rumours,” voice slow and deep as the sea. “Rumours and facts are two different things. When were you planning to fucking tell us?”

“When you fucking needed to know, Sesaria. Where is she?”

“At a farm,” said Shivers. “Maybe an hour’s hard ride distant.”

“How many does she have with her?”

“Just four. A whining poisoner and his apprentice, hardly more’n a girl. A red-haired woman name of Vitari and some brown bitch.”

“Where exactly?”

Shivers grinned. “Well, that’s why I’m here, ain’t it? To sell you the where exactly.”

“I don’t like the smell of this shit,” snarled Victus. “If you’re asking me—”

“I’m not,” growled Faithful, without looking round. “What’s your price for it?”

“A tenth part of what Duke Orso’s offering on the head o’ Prince Ario’s killer.”

“Just a tenth?”

“I reckon a tenth is plenty more’n I’ll get from her, but not enough to get me killed by you. I want no more’n I can carry away alive.”

“Wise man,” said Faithful. “Nothing we hate more than greed, is there, boys?” A couple of chuckles, but most were still looking far from happy at their old general’s sudden return from the land of the dead. “Alright, then, a tenth part is fair. You’ve a deal.” And Faithful stepped forwards and slapped his hand into Shivers’, looking him right in the face. “If we get Murcatto.”

“You need her dead or alive?”

“Sorry to say, I’d prefer dead myself.”

“Good, so would I. Last thing I want is a running score with that crazy bitch. She don’t forget.”

Faithful nodded. “So it seems. I reckon we can do business, you and me. Swolle?”

“General?” A man with a heavy beard stepped up.

“Get three-score horsemen ready to ride, and quick, those with the fastest—”

“Might be best to keep it to fewer,” said Shivers.

“That so? And how would fewer men be better?”

“The way she tells it, she’s got friends here still.” Shivers let his eye wander round the hard faces in the tent. “The way she tells it, there’s plenty o’ men in this camp wouldn’t say no to having her back in charge. The way she tells it, they won victories to be proud of with her, and with you they skulk around and scout, while Orso’s men get all the prizes.” Faithful’s eyes darted sideways, then back. Enough to let Shivers know he’d touched a wound. There’s no chief in the world so sure of himself he don’t worry some. No chief of men like these, leastways. “Best keep it to a few, and them ones you’re sure of. I’ve no problem stabbing Murcatto in the back, I reckon she’s got it coming. Getting stabbed by one o’ these is another matter.”