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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“I know everyone.” She took a steaming pot off the fire. “Soup?”

“Not me,” said Shivers, leaning against the wall and folding his arms over his chest. He’d been a lot more careful about hospitality since he met Morveer.

“Nor me,” said Monza.

“Suit yourselves.” Vitari poured a mug out for herself and sat, folding one long leg over the other, pointed toe of her black boot rocking backwards and forwards.

Monza took the only other chair, wincing a touch as she lowered herself into it. “Sajaam says you can get things done.”

“And just what is it that the two of you need doing?”

Monza glanced across at Shivers, and he shrugged back at her. “I hear the King of the Union is coming to Sipani.”

“So he is. Seems he’s got it in mind that he’s the great statesman of the age.” Vitari smiled wide, showing two rows of clean, sharp teeth. “He’s going to bring peace to Styria.”

“Is he now?”

“That’s the rumour. He’s brought together a conference to negotiate terms, between Grand Duke Orso and the League of Eight. He’s got all their leaders coming—those who are still alive, at least, Rogont and Salier at the front. He’s got old Sotorius to play host—neutral ground here in Sipani, is the thinking. And he’s got his brothers-in-law on their way, to speak for their father.”

Monza craned forwards, eager as a buzzard at a carcass. “Ario and Foscar both?”

“Ario and Foscar both.”

“They’re going to make peace?” asked Shivers, and soon regretted saying anything. The two women each gave him their own special kind of sneer.

“This is Sipani,” said Vitari. “All we make here is fog.”

“And that’s all anyone will be making at this conference, you can depend on that.” Monza eased herself back into her chair, scowling. “Fogs and whispers.”

“The League of Eight is splitting at the seams. Borletta fallen. Cantain dead. Visserine will be under siege when the weather breaks. No talk’s going to change that.”

“Ario will sit, and smirk, and listen, and nod. Scatter a little trail of hopes that his father will make peace. Right up until Orso’s troops appear outside the walls of Visserine.”

Vitari lifted her cup again, narrow eyes on Monza. “And the Thousand Swords alongside them.”

“Salier and Rogont and all the rest will know that well enough. They’re no fools. Misers and cowards, maybe, but no fools. They’re only playing for time to manoeuvre.”

“Manoeuvre?” asked Shivers, chewing on the strange word.

“Wriggle,” said Vitari, showing him her teeth again. “Orso won’t make peace, and the League of Eight aren’t looking for it. The only man who’s come here hoping for anything but fog is his August Majesty, but they say he’s got a talent for self-deception.”

“Comes with the crown,” said Monza, “but he’s nothing to me. Ario and Foscar are my business. What will they be about, other than feeding lies to their brother-in-law?”

“There’s going to be a masked ball in honour of the king and queen at Sotorius’ palace on the first night of the conference. Ario and Foscar will be there.”