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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“Five all told, and four of ’em women?” Swolle grinned. “A dozen should do it.”

Faithful kept his eyes on Shivers. “Still. Make it three score, like I said, just in case there’s more at the party than we’re expecting. I’d be all embarrassed to arrive at a job short-handed.”

“Sir.” And Swolle shouldered his way out through the tent flap.

Shivers shrugged. “Have it your way.”

“Why, that I will. You can depend on it.” Faithful turned to his frowning captains. “Any of you old bastards want to come out on the hunt?”

Sesaria shook his big head, long hair swaying. “This is your mess, Faithful. You can swing the broom.”

“I’ve foraged enough for one night.” Andiche was already pushing out through the flap, a few others following in a muttering crowd, some looking suspicious, some looking careless, some looking drunk.

“I too must take my leave, General Carpi.” The speaker stood out among all these rough, scarred, dirty men, if only ’cause nothing much about him stood out. He had a curly head of hair, no weapon Shivers could see, no scar, no sneer, no fighter’s air of menace in the least. But Faithful still chuckled up to him like he was a man needed respect.

“Master Sulfur!” Folding his hand in both of his big paws and giving it a squeeze. “My thanks for stopping by. You’re always welcome here.”

“Oh, I am loved wherever I go. Easy to remain on good terms with the man who brings the money.”

“Tell Duke Orso, and your people at the bank, they’ve nothing to worry on here. It’ll all be taken care of, like we discussed. Just as soon as I’ve dealt with this little problem.”

“Life does love to throw up problems, doesn’t it?” Sulfur gave Shivers a splinter of a smile. He had odd-coloured eyes, one blue, one green. “Happy hunting, then.” And he ambled out into the dawn.

Faithful was back in Shivers’ face right away. “An hour’s ride, you said?”

“If you move quick for your age.”

“Huh. How do you know she won’t have missed you by then, slipped away?”

“She’s asleep. Husk sleep. She smokes more o’ that shit every day. Half her time drooling with it, the rest drooling for it. She won’t be waking any time soon.”

“Best to waste no time, though. That woman can cause unpleasant surprises.”

“That’s a fact. And she’s expecting help. Two-score men from Rogont, coming by tomorrow afternoon. They’re planning to shadow you, lay an ambush as you turn south.”

“No better feeling than flipping a surprise around, eh?” Faithful grinned. “And you’ll be riding at the front.”

“For a tenth part o’ the take I’ll ride at the front side-saddle.”

“Just in front will do. Right next to me and you can point out the ground. We honest men need to stick together.”

“That we do,” said Shivers. “No doubt.”

“Alright.” Faithful clapped his big hands and rubbed them together. “A piss, then I’m getting my armour on.”