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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

A big man stood at the head of the table—a faceful of scars, short hair grey and balding. He had a bushy moustache, the rest of his thick jaw covered in white stubble. Faithful Carpi himself, from what Monza had said. He was shaking the dice in one chunk of fist. “Come on, you shits, come on and give me nine!” They came up one and three, to a few sighs and some laughter. “Damn it!” He tossed some coins down the table to a tall, pock-faced bastard with a hook-nose and the ugly mix of long black hair and a big bald patch. “One of these days I’ll work your trick out, Andiche.”

“No trick. I was born under a lucky star.” Andiche scowled at Shivers, about as friendly a look as a fox spares for a chicken. “Who the hell’s this bandaged arsehole?”

The guard pushed in past Shivers, giving him a dirty look sideways. “General Carpi, sir, this Northman says he needs to speak to you.”

“That a fact?” Faithful spared Shivers a quick glance, then went back to stacking up his coins. “And why would I want to speak to the likes of him? Toss me the dice there, Victus, I ain’t done.”

“That’s the problem with generals.” Victus was bald as an egg and gaunt as famine, bunches of rings on his fingers and chains round his neck doing nothing to make him look prettier. “They never do know when they’re done.” And he tossed the dice back down the table, couple of his fellows chuckling.

The guard swallowed. “He says he knows who killed Prince Ario!”

“Oh, you do, do you? And who was that?”

“Monzcarro Murcatto.” Every hard face in the tent turned sharp towards Shivers. Faithful carefully set the dice down, eyes narrowed. “Looks like you know the name.”

“Should we hire him for a jester or hang him for a liar?” Victus grated out.

“Murcatto’s dead,” another.

“That so? I wonder who it is I been fucking for the past month, then?”

“If you’ve been fucking Murcatto I’d advise you to get back to it.” Andiche grinned around him. “From what her brother told me, no one here can suck a cock as well as she could.”

A good few chuckles at that. Shivers wasn’t sure what he meant about her brother, but it didn’t matter none. He’d already undone the bandages, and now he dragged the lot off in one go, turned his face towards the lamplight. Such laughter as there was mostly sputtered out. He had the kind of face now put a sharp end to mirth. “Here’s what she’s cost me so far. For a handful of silver? Shit on that, I ain’t half the fool she takes me for, and I’ve got my pride, still. I’m done with the bitch.”

Faithful Carpi was frowning at him. “Describe her.”

“Tall, lean, black hair, blue eyes, frowns a lot. Sharp tongue on her.”

Victus waved one jewel-crusted hand at him. “Common knowledge!”