Chapters (57)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Dedication
- PROLOGUE Charlotte The May Flower Moon
- Charlotte The Low Point
- Charlotte The Mommune
- Iris Two Things
- Charlotte Cool Instagram Mom
- Iris Killing Me
- Charlotte Beach House Rules
- Iris Big Brother
- Charlotte Before
- Alice A Beautiful System
- Charlotte Most Powerful Woman in the Room
- Iris The Full Moon
- Charlotte Joint Property
- Alice The Rhythm
- Charlotte Amicable, Chic Separation
- Alice Eligible Bachelor
- Iris Shameless
- Charlotte In the Moment
- Alice Frozen in Time
- Iris Screw, Murder, Marry
- Charlotte We Ride at Dusk
- Iris Crime Scene
- Charlotte Armor
- Alice Enough History
- Iris Golden Boy
- Charlotte #freebill
- Alice Lucky Breaks
- Iris The Password
- Charlotte Greatest Hits
- Alice Bad Juju
- Iris Territorial
- Charlotte Crystal Clear
- Alice A Button
- Charlotte Next Chapter
- Iris Grown-Up Stuff
- Alice Vengeance
- Charlotte Gambling
- Iris Men 101
- Charlotte Approved Person
- Iris Half-Day
- Alice Backfired
- Iris Overeager
- Charlotte Be My Guest
- Iris Brotherly Love
- Charlotte Social Life
- Alice Cinematic Display
- Iris Shooting Star
- Alice The Most Roundabout Way
- Charlotte Home
- Iris Secret
- Acknowledgments
- More from the Author
- About the Author
- ALSO FROM KRISTY WOODSON HARVEY AND GALLERY BOOKS
Mom sighed, and I realized how tired she looked. “Honey, I always want to protect you—”
“By moving me in with a murderer and a bunch of creepy ladies who will make me call them ‘Mom’? Yeah. I feel really safe.”
She cut her eyes at me, and I knew I was taking it too far.
“As I was saying, I always want to protect you, but you need to know that things are precarious right now. I don’t know how long our accounts are going to be frozen, and I’m not the number one draft pick in the finance world.”
I could feel anger rising in me. “Well, that’s not fair. You didn’t have anything to do with Dad’s stuff!”
I knew Mom would never steal from someone. We’d sleep on the sidewalk first.
“I know, honey, but you and I both know that’s how the world works.”
“Well, that’s just sucky. I am so tired of living in a world where a woman is judged by a man’s actions. A man that she has no real control over, by the way. It’s not fair. Eff the patriarchy.”
I had to say eff because the last time I said the real sentence, Mom had grounded me for a week, specifically from all my music accounts until I could be mature enough to learn which Taylor lyrics I was allowed to quote.
Mom sighed. “Honey, please?”
I crossed my arms. “Fine.”
“Fine, you’ll stay here?”
“Do I have a choice?”
“Sweetheart, look, I’m sure we’ll be back in our house soon. But for now, we don’t have a lot of great choices.”
That was a harsh, scary reality, and I decided right then and there that I would shut my mouth and go with the flow. Things were hard enough for my mom. I didn’t need to make them worse.
“I’ll do it on one condition,” I said.
She raised her mom-eyebrow.
“You let me go see Dad.”
She sighed and nodded.
I smiled. Gosh, I missed him so much. “When?”
“I’ll go see him tomorrow and put in your paperwork. You can go as soon as it gets approved.”
I nodded, realizing how absurd this was, how much my life had changed.
“So can we go up?” she asked.
Mom put her arm around me. I leaned my head on her shoulder and turned my head up to kiss her cheek. “Fine. This will be a really great chapter of my memoir one day.”
She laughed. And as we paused just a moment to stare at the ocean, I felt fortified by its presence. By her presence. “We’re Lorelai and Rory Gilmore now,” I said.
“The Sitterly Girls,” Mom solidified.
“Mom, we don’t have to, like, wear long skirts and keep our hair in buns now, do we?”