Back Beach House Rules
Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE Charlotte The May Flower Moon
  5. Charlotte The Low Point
  6. Charlotte The Mommune
  7. Iris Two Things
  8. Charlotte Cool Instagram Mom
  9. Iris Killing Me
  10. Charlotte Beach House Rules
  11. Iris Big Brother
  12. Charlotte Before
  13. Alice A Beautiful System
  14. Charlotte Most Powerful Woman in the Room
  15. Iris The Full Moon
  16. Charlotte Joint Property
  17. Alice The Rhythm
  18. Charlotte Amicable, Chic Separation
  19. Alice Eligible Bachelor
  20. Iris Shameless
  21. Charlotte In the Moment
  22. Alice Frozen in Time
  23. Iris Screw, Murder, Marry
  24. Charlotte We Ride at Dusk
  25. Iris Crime Scene
  26. Charlotte Armor
  27. Alice Enough History
  28. Iris Golden Boy
  29. Charlotte #freebill
  30. Alice Lucky Breaks
  31. Iris The Password
  32. Charlotte Greatest Hits
  33. Alice Bad Juju
  34. Iris Territorial
  35. Charlotte Crystal Clear
  36. Alice A Button
  37. Charlotte Next Chapter
  38. Iris Grown-Up Stuff
  39. Alice Vengeance
  40. Charlotte Gambling
  41. Iris Men 101
  42. Charlotte Approved Person
  43. Iris Half-Day
  44. Alice Backfired
  45. Iris Overeager
  46. Charlotte Be My Guest
  47. Iris Brotherly Love
  48. Charlotte Social Life
  49. Alice Cinematic Display
  50. Iris Shooting Star
  51. Alice The Most Roundabout Way
  52. Charlotte Home
  53. Iris Secret
  54. Acknowledgments
  55. More from the Author
  56. About the Author
  57. ALSO FROM KRISTY WOODSON HARVEY AND GALLERY BOOKS

Mom sighed, and I realized how tired she looked. “Honey, I always want to protect you—”

“By moving me in with a murderer and a bunch of creepy ladies who will make me call them ‘Mom’? Yeah. I feel really safe.”

She cut her eyes at me, and I knew I was taking it too far.

“As I was saying, I always want to protect you, but you need to know that things are precarious right now. I don’t know how long our accounts are going to be frozen, and I’m not the number one draft pick in the finance world.”

I could feel anger rising in me. “Well, that’s not fair. You didn’t have anything to do with Dad’s stuff!”

I knew Mom would never steal from someone. We’d sleep on the sidewalk first.

“I know, honey, but you and I both know that’s how the world works.”

“Well, that’s just sucky. I am so tired of living in a world where a woman is judged by a man’s actions. A man that she has no real control over, by the way. It’s not fair. Eff the patriarchy.”

I had to say eff because the last time I said the real sentence, Mom had grounded me for a week, specifically from all my music accounts until I could be mature enough to learn which Taylor lyrics I was allowed to quote.

Mom sighed. “Honey, please?”

I crossed my arms. “Fine.”

“Fine, you’ll stay here?”

“Do I have a choice?”

“Sweetheart, look, I’m sure we’ll be back in our house soon. But for now, we don’t have a lot of great choices.”

That was a harsh, scary reality, and I decided right then and there that I would shut my mouth and go with the flow. Things were hard enough for my mom. I didn’t need to make them worse.

“I’ll do it on one condition,” I said.

She raised her mom-eyebrow.

“You let me go see Dad.”

She sighed and nodded.

I smiled. Gosh, I missed him so much. “When?”

“I’ll go see him tomorrow and put in your paperwork. You can go as soon as it gets approved.”

I nodded, realizing how absurd this was, how much my life had changed.

“So can we go up?” she asked.

Mom put her arm around me. I leaned my head on her shoulder and turned my head up to kiss her cheek. “Fine. This will be a really great chapter of my memoir one day.”

She laughed. And as we paused just a moment to stare at the ocean, I felt fortified by its presence. By her presence. “We’re Lorelai and Rory Gilmore now,” I said.

“The Sitterly Girls,” Mom solidified.

“Mom, we don’t have to, like, wear long skirts and keep our hair in buns now, do we?”