Back The Wilderwomen
Chapters (37)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. Dedication
  3. BEFORE
  4. AFTER
  5. ONE THOUGHTS ON SUN HATS
  6. TWO TIME FOR CAKE
  7. THREE TWELVE MONTHS
  8. FOUR PSYCHIC KARAOKE
  9. FIVE A SECOND SLEEPING BAG
  10. SIX SIX MONTHS
  11. SEVEN THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE PANCAKE
  12. EIGHT SIX MONTHS
  13. NINE FOLLOW THE MUSIC
  14. TEN THE STARS ARE BRIGHTER IN THE DESERT
  15. ELEVEN SIX MONTHS
  16. TWELVE EVERY STAR HAS A SONG
  17. THIRTEEN PSYCHIC KARAOKE
  18. FOURTEEN ONE MONTH
  19. FIFTEEN A WELL-TRAVELED HAT
  20. SIXTEEN JOEL VS. THE VOLCANO
  21. SEVENTEEN TWO WEEKS
  22. EIGHTEEN HOUSE OF MEMORIES
  23. NINETEEN IF TREES COULD TALK
  24. TWENTY THREE DAYS
  25. TWENTY-ONE SEARCH PARTY
  26. TWENTY-TWO NOT THE SAME ZADIE
  27. TWENTY-THREE WAVES OF SMOKE
  28. TWENTY-FOUR THE DAY OF
  29. TWENTY-FIVE THE SKY IS FULL OF BIRDS
  30. TWENTY-SIX NEST
  31. TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. EPILOGUE
  33. TWENTY-EIGHT A SONG ABOUT A BIRD
  34. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  35. Also by Ruth Emmie Lang
  36. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  37. Newsletter Sign-up

“Hey!” Myron said, pointing to the muddy footprint his youngest had made on the floor. “Bathroom. Now.” The girls sighed collectively and trudged into the hallway. Myron turned back to his guests. “Their feet are usually dirtier than their shoes.”

Finn swallowed the urge to ask him about his daughters’ trances. “I’m the same. I love being barefoot,” she said.

“Then you get it.” He laughed weakly. He was tired. It was etched all over his face, his voice. “Anyway, like I said, I’m happy to tell you everything I know, but if I don’t feed these girls soon we’re going to have a riot on our hands. Would you guys want to stick around for dinner? We can talk more after.”

Zadie answered, “Sounds good.”

“Yeah, thanks,” Finn said quietly, even though the thought of spending a minute longer in that house made her stomach ache.

The card stuck to Joel’s forehead read: POTATO.

“It’s a food!” Rowan shouted.

“Uhhh … bread!”

She shook her head.

“Bacon! Lettuce, tomato, mayo—”

“Are BLTs the only thing you eat?” Zadie teased.

“Ssshh! I’m trying to concentrate.”

The last time Zadie had played this game, she was at a slumber party in the third grade. Watching Joel reminded her of why she often turned down game night invitations from friends. The Van Houten girls, on the other hand, were having a blast watching a grown man struggle to guess kindergarten-level vocabulary words. So much so that they abandoned their teams and decided to all gang up on Joel instead.

It was Hazel’s turn. “You fry them.”

“Pickles, onion rings, cheese, umm…”

“Sometimes they look like a face!” the youngest shouted. The only person worse at this game than Joel, it seemed, was Juniper.

“How is he supposed to guess it from that?” Hazel scoffed.

“Because that’s what they look like,” she said as if she were stating the obvious. Juniper seemed to live on her own little island. She reminded Zadie of Finn when she was younger: a little odd, with an imagination that outperformed sense.

“Wait. I got it. Potato!” Joel flipped the card over and saw he was right. “The face thing was what did it for me,” he said, winking at Juniper. It was clear to Zadie he wasn’t humoring the girl. His brain also worked in a roundabout fashion.

Rowan pulled another card and stuck it to Joel’s forehead. The word was valentine. “Okay,” she started. “It’s like a card, and you give it to someone you like.”

“Like a girlfriend?” Much to Zadie’s chagrin, Joel’s eyes landed on her. Keen-eyed Juniper caught the exchange. “Why’d you look at her like that?” she asked bluntly.

Flustered, he began, “Umm—”

“Joel, don’t—”

“We used to date.”

“Ooo-oooh!” the girls sang in unison.

Zadie blushed. Now it really felt like a slumber party.

“How long for?” Hazel asked.

“About a year.”