Back Soul Tourists
Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. PENGUIN BOOKS
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Shipwreck, 1987
  7. Heaven, Really
  8. Flying to Tower Hamlets
  9. The Coroner’s Office
  10. The Burial Ground
  11. Single at Mingles, 1988
  12. Café Italia, Soho
  13. Broadstairs-sur-la-Mer
  14. Clerken-well
  15. Fifty-one Days in Blackheath
  16. London Au Revoir
  17. La France
  18. The Freeway
  19. Hall of Mirrors, Versailles
  20. The Queen of France’s Boudoir
  21. A Caravan in a Country Lane
  22. The Convent
  23. Café des Fantômes, Paris
  24. The Camargue
  25. Morning in a French Lay-by
  26. A Thousand Miles from Home
  27. The Campsite
  28. Summer on the Coast
  29. The Crying Mountain
  30. Seeing Red in Orange Square, Marbella
  31. Rock of Jabal al-Tariq
  32. The Room in Jessie’s Head
  33. Mama Hortense’s Singing Kitchen
  34. Closing Time at Mama’s
  35. The Alps
  36. The Fêted House of Medici, Florence
  37. Continental Shift, Turkey
  38. The Silken Road
  39. Letter from the Court of Jessie at Ölüdeniz
  40. Summer of 1989: Court Budget
  41. Dreams of a Faraway Place
  42. A Trip Down Memory Lane
  43. Old Istanbul
  44. Eighteenth-century Slave Market
  45. In the Sultan’s Seraglio
  46. Life after the Camp Deserter
  47. The Front Line
  48. Güle, Güle, Ölüdeniz
  49. The Ocean Floor
  50. Eastern Anatolia
  51. Slipping into the Middle East
  52. The Supreme Court of ‘Justice’
  53. Antipodean Dreamtime
  54. The Glorious Gulf
  55. Epilogue: Under the Carpet at Windsor
  56. Acknowledgements
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  61. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Was he, Stanley, really an outsider? Maybe you didn’t have to blend in or be accepted to belong. You belonged because you made the decision to and if you truly believed it no one could knock it out of you. These visitations came from inside the body of history, turning its skin inside out and writing a new history upon it with a bone shaved down to a quill dripped in the ink of blood. Europe was not as it seemed, Stanley decided, and for him, at least, Europe would never be the same again.

‘Sounds like you deserved it,’ he said coldly to the snivelling Alessandro.

‘You are too cruel! You must restore the reputation of poor piccolo Alessandro so that I can sleep. I have not slept for … one … two … three … four … so many centuries.’ Crouching, he craned his neck up to the sky with an expression of childlike bliss. ‘O! To sleep, for ever.’ Frozen in this position, he then swung his eyes back to Stanley with a demonic glint. ‘It is my right. I am Medici.’

‘The city was a better place without you.’ Stanley was enjoying being self-righteous. His self-worth had just been raised a notch. ‘If you are dripping in your own shit in perpetuity, it must be your punishment. No?’

He stood up and strode straight through Alessandro, relieved to be bathed once more in the sunlight of the street outside. At least he was a decent man, a free man, a living man. Whatever bad things you do on earth will haunt you when you are dead. Evil com bak like boomerang, his mother used to say. Well, he’d never willingly hurt anyone, had he? Jessie couldn’t have been too devastated by his departure in Spain; otherwise she wouldn’t have welcomed him back so quickly. In fact, wasn’t he the one who was more upset by the whole scenario? And what did that Zaryab say? Know thyself. Well, he’d spent his entire life thinking there was something wrong with him and there wasn’t. He was all right, and he was getting better.

‘Arrivederci, Alessandro de’ Medici. Arrivederci, arsehole.’ He turned around, expecting to see a pathetic figure in chiaroscuro, a figure lifted from a religious oil painting: tragic, haunted, supplicatory. But the Alessandro who stood in the alleyway was removed from his dingy surroundings by a theatrical spotlight of sunshine that had broken through the narrow panel overhead between the high walls. He looked like the dashing lead actor in Shakespeare’s missing thirty-ninth play, The House of Medici.

Stanley’s spine crawled with ants.

Alessandro’s face would have been striking but for the dissolute glimmer in his eyes, which were damp with self-pity. The puffed sleeves of his red and purple doublet were sewn with luminous diamonds, rubies, pearls. He wore a gold codpiece and black knee-breeches over thin legs. From his boyish shoulders hung a lustrous silvery-green gown trimmed with fur.