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  1. Praise for The Cancer Ladies’ Running Club
  2. Also By Josie Lloyd
  3. Copyright
  4. Note to Readers
  5. Contents
  6. 1
  7. Bah Humbug
  8. 2
  9. The Gravy Arc
  10. 3
  11. Everybody’s Having Fun
  12. 4
  13. New Friendship Turf
  14. 5
  15. Pilcharding
  16. 6
  17. Resolutions
  18. 7
  19. Scatter Cushions
  20. 8
  21. The Family Zoom
  22. 9
  23. The Extension
  24. 10
  25. Luna
  26. 11
  27. Washing Away the Bad Juju
  28. 12
  29. Dog Ambush
  30. 13
  31. The Promise of Fireworks
  32. 14
  33. Inner Superhero
  34. 15
  35. Tent Call
  36. 16
  37. Oystercatchers
  38. 17
  39. Rob’s Declaration
  40. 18
  41. Hard to Forgive
  42. 19
  43. A Sliver of Hope
  44. 20
  45. Snow Swim
  46. 21
  47. A Glimpse into Next Door
  48. 22
  49. Date Night
  50. 23
  51. Quad Bike
  52. 24
  53. Back to the Office
  54. 25
  55. The Jab
  56. 26
  57. Dawn Call
  58. 27
  59. Life Drawing
  60. 28
  61. Equinox
  62. 29
  63. Home Hairdresser
  64. 30
  65. Beach Clean
  66. 31
  67. Bunny Ears
  68. 32
  69. Bombshell
  70. 33
  71. The Nightingale
  72. 34
  73. Destruction
  74. 35
  75. Home in a Box
  76. 36
  77. Back on Call
  78. 37
  79. Upfront and Honest
  80. 38
  81. A Trip to Hampstead Pond
  82. 39
  83. That Unmistakeable Profile
  84. 40
  85. Full Moon Swim
  86. 41
  87. The Unexpected Cwych
  88. 42
  89. Caught Out
  90. 43
  91. Shallow Water
  92. 44
  93. From The Pier
  94. 45
  95. Taking Flight
  96. 46
  97. Eels
  98. 47
  99. Facing Facts
  100. 48
  101. Breakfast of Champions
  102. 49
  103. The Betting Shop
  104. 50
  105. A Promise Kept
  106. 51
  107. A New Companion
  108. 52
  109. Adios
  110. 53
  111. A Family Celebration
  112. 54
  113. Towards the Horizon
  114. 55
  115. The Windfarm
  116. 56
  117. Round the Pier
  118. Acknowledgements
  119. Reading Group Questions
  120. Extract
  121. New Year’s Eve
  122. 1
  123. About the Publisher

‘You’d love it,’ Claire chips in. ‘It’s so quirky and characterful.’

‘Yes, well, it could be way nicer, but I don’t have the inclination or the money.’

‘Join the club.’ Maddy’s voice catches.

‘Are you all right, Maddy?’ Dominica asks. Maddy usually looks so vital and clear, but today she has the weight of the world on her shoulders. ‘You seem a bit low.’

‘I don’t want to bore you,’ she says.

‘We’re not bored,’ Helga says. ‘This is as good a place as any to chat it out.’

‘Aren’t we supposed to be swimming?’

‘We can, but we can take a breather for a little while.’

Helga lies back in the water, seeing the town laid out on the shore in the sunshine. She likes chatting to her friends. She likes it that they confide in each other, but she’s shocked as she listens to Maddy recounting the latest drama with Trent.

Maddy starts to cry as she describes losing her home and the terrible fight with Trent about it. Helga rarely cries herself and she can see that it’s the same for Maddy. She tells them about the unbearable tension of the last few days as she’s tried to make her house ready for the valuation. She says she had to leave yesterday, as she was scared that she might be physically violent to the estate agent.

‘I’m sorry,’ Maddy says. ‘I’m just so bloody angry.’

‘It’s OK,’ Dominica reassures her.

‘If it’s any consolation, the same thing happened to me,’ Helga tells Maddy.

‘Really?’

Helga sighs. She’s never admitted this shocking fact about herself to the Sea-Gals, but now is as good a time as any and she realises that her shame is dwarfed by her urge to make Maddy feel better. She wants to prove that anyone can be duped like she has been. Even so, it feels bigger than she realised to open up like this.

She tells them about her last long-term relationship, the one that put her off relationships forever. Generally, she likes to paint herself as having been single for her entire life, but that isn’t true. There was Linus, of course, but, long after him, she met Paul on an airplane between London and New York. He was an American gallery owner, suave, sophisticated and rich. They bonded over art.

He was perfect, except for the fact he was married, although he claimed he was estranged from his wife. That, like so many other facts she later found out about him, was untrue.

She’d thought he’d been joking when he’d offered to show her the sights of New York. Excited by his flattery and attention, she’d found herself naked on a hotel room bed with him two hours after landing.

She’d convinced herself that it was fate and that they had a special connection, but with hindsight, she can see that she was just living out a silly fantasy of having an international lover.

The scamming had started innocuously at first. They’d met in Paris and he’d been stressed. The bridging loan he’d needed for an art purchase had fallen through. Helga offered to help him out. He pretended to be surprised that she had money. She lived frugally enough, but told him how she’d invested her sailing prize winnings well, then she’d been left shares in her father’s business and that, along with the couple of art pieces she’d sold, had resulted in a considerable nest egg. Money didn’t bother her. It wasn’t something she either noticed or cared about. She didn’t mind paying for the hotel, or his flights, if it meant they could meet.