Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

Oliver smiled. “Come on.” He pulled me up, and I eagerly followed.

Gabe stayed where he was, only shifting to move his long, long legs so we could pass.

“He never leaves the couch when we go out,” Oliver said.

He swung me around as if we were ballroom dancing instead of in the middle of a gay nightclub where everyone was half-naked, sweaty, and about one Jell-O shot away from retreating to a corner to fuck.

“Oliver—”

“Ollie.”

“Ollie.” I’d just connected a few things that I hoped weren’t connected at all. “Does Bond know about this?”

I gestured to the room, to him. Remembering that I was here because of a job was stabilizing. Necessary.

He went still for just a moment. Enough to know that I was right. Then he began swaying along with the music.

“They wanted me to sign a morality clause,” he said.

“A morality clause?”

“It was all very vague and lawyer-y, but the gist was that if I did something that they could say was ‘morally objectionable,’ I would be fired immediately,” Ollie said. “It was pretty clear that they didn’t want me coming out.”

I wrinkled my nose, not sure what to say. It seemed ridiculous that anyone would care, but I knew they did. And the way that articles kept bringing up Gabe’s role in Angels in America, from when he was in college, made it abundantly clear that there were plenty of people who cared a lot.

“He didn’t know,” Ollie said.

I tilted my head.

“Gabe.” Ollie jerked his chin in his direction.

He was still on the couch, his long fingers drumming along his knee.

“He knew about me being gay. But he didn’t know that they reached out to me first. About Bond,” Ollie said. “When he found out, he threatened to quit.”

We spun around, the glittered mirror ball throwing light across our faces.

“I thought about it,” Ollie said. “I told myself that I wasn’t ready to come out yet so why not just stay in the closet for a while longer?”

He tilted his head back.

“But signing something called a ‘morality clause’? Allowing them to equate my sexuality with an issue of morality?” He looked back down at me. “No. I couldn’t do that.”

I nodded, but I was lost in thought.

Ollie stopped spinning, stopped both of us moving.

“Please,” he said.

I knew what he was asking. This time, I didn’t hesitate.

“I won’t,” I said.

He nodded, but I could tell he wasn’t completely sure if he could trust me.

“My story is about Gabe,” I said. “We went to see your movie and it was great. He’s a fan of your work—you support him. You’re friends. Good friends. There’s no competition between the two of you—in fact, you insisted that he’s the right person for the job.”