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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

“Don’t call again, Tracy,” she’d said.

Gabe sits there for a moment, and then he laughs, his palm hitting the steering wheel. It breaks the tension—heavy and somber—hovering over us.

“You’re Tracy,” Gabe says, shifting onto one hip, digging his phone out of his pocket.

He unlocks the screen, scrolls for a moment, and then turns it for me to see. It’s a contact for Tracy Lord. The main character from The Philadelphia Story.

“Call it,” he says.

I do, and there’s a buzzing in my pocket.

I’ve just called myself.

I stare at the screen and let out a surprised huff of a laugh.

“You put me down as Tracy Lord in your phone?” I ask.

Gabe grins. “It seemed clever at the time.”

We both burst out laughing. I laugh until my lungs hurt, crying just a little at how utterly ridiculous this whole thing is. Gabe leans his head back against his headrest, turning to look at me.

My breath catches.

Because this is it. There are no more secrets, no more forgotten moments. I’m vulnerable and exposed. Brand-new. Ready.

He’s watching me. Waiting.

“Let’s go inside,” I say.

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

Interview with Chani Horowitz
[EXCERPT]

Though Horowitz studied fiction at the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, she’s mostly known for her nonfiction. Her debut, Tell Me Something I Don’t Know, is a collection of her latest work, and out in paperback this Tuesday.

Though there are several personal essays, Horowitz’s claim to fame is her celebrity profiles, most notably the one she did on Gabe Parker a few years ago, which went viral.

“I never expected the reaction I got,” she says. “You never do.”

I can’t help pushing back on that a little. She didn’t think writing about going to a premiere with a movie star and then passing out at his house the following night wouldn’t be exactly the kind of story our celebrity-hungry culture would jump all over?

“I didn’t,” she insists. “Sure, there are times when you think that something might break through, but you just never know.”

I ask if she’ll ever write a follow-up.

“When it comes to interviews like that, I’m at the disposal of the interviewee,” she says. “I don’t seek out subjects.”

It’s clear that she doesn’t want to talk about Gabe Parker, but I can’t resist asking the question that everyone has been asking since the article came out.

“Nothing happened,” she says with a smile. “Don’t I wish, though?”

Chapter 27

Chapter
27

TEDDY LEAPS OUT OF THE truck when we arrive, sniffing around the back of the building until she finds a place on the snow to squat and pee. I’m wearing my coat, but Gabe’s is draped over his arm. He doesn’t seem to notice the cold.