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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

“It’s not a problem,” I said to Oliver.

He relaxed.

“I’m not hiding,” he said. “I just want to control the narrative.”

“But won’t someone here tell?” I asked.

“I’m a regular,” Oliver said. “Have you ever heard about it?”

I shook my head.

“And Gabe’s not…”

“No,” Oliver said. “But I think you know that.”

As if he could hear us—an impossibility given the volume of the music and the size of the room and all the people in between—Gabe turned to look back at us from the bar. Both Oliver and I lifted a hand. Gabe grinned, but didn’t look away.

Instead, he did the same thing he’d done when he saw me on the red carpet—a long, agonizingly slow look—from the top of my head to the tips of my aching toes.

In any other circumstance, I knew what that look meant.

But he was Gabe Parker. And I was me.

I’d seen the way heads had turned when we walked into the after-party. I’d seen the way people had stared when we’d been at the restaurant yesterday. The way people on the red carpet had screamed and reached for him. The way club goers were looking at us now. Hell, I’d even seen the way the real estate agent had all but promised him a different form of commission if he put me back in my car and let her show him the hot tub on the roof.

He was a hunk. A bona fide, certified hunk. He could have anyone he wanted.

I was a tall, flat-chested writer with cute little cellulite dimples on her cute little butt. I plucked a hair off my chin the other day. I still broke out all across my shoulders. I didn’t wax.

We were from different worlds.

And yet, he was staring at me.

“Did you get your story?” Oliver asked.

“Huh?”

Gabe was walking back toward us with a tray.

“Here,” he said.

“Cheers,” Oliver said, and this time, we clinked Jell-O shots.

Even though I’d already had three and a half cocktails, and a swig of flask whisky, I swallowed the Jell-O shot—cherry—and immediately felt like I was in college again.

Gabe leaned back against the velvet couch, his arm stretched out across the back of it. He nodded his head toward the space between us. Moving there would mean sitting close to him, snuggling up against his long, hard body, his arm already in position so he could pull me even closer. He could put his hand in my hair if he wanted. If I wanted.

I wanted.

I really, really did.

I took another shot, but didn’t move. My lips felt bee-stung.

“Now that you’re done with your research, let’s have some fun,” Oliver said.

He passed me another shot. I took it. Downed it.

I felt good.