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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

Gabe releases his glass of water and reaches a hand out toward me. I take it without a second thought.

“Why did you invite me?” I ask.

“I couldn’t not,” he says. “It’s not a good enough reason but it is the reason.”

“I couldn’t not go,” I say.

“I—” he says.

“Well, it looks like neither of you have killed the other,” Ollie says.

He sits down, oblivious to the moment he just interrupted. My hand has already returned to my lap. Gabe’s is flat on the table.

“No,” Gabe says.

“No murders committed,” I say.

Neither of us is looking at the other.

“Great,” Ollie says. “Glad I can trust the two of you with steak knives. Let’s eat.”

TIME OUT NEW YORK

Bond on Broadway
[EXCERPT]

By Nina Wood

THIS WEEKEND, GABE PARKER RETURNS to his roots.

“It’s a bit like being back in college,” he tells me. “And I’m just as nervous as I was then.”

He’s taking time in between the Saturday matinee and evening previews to talk about his Broadway debut as Karl Lindner in A Raisin in the Sun.

The part is not the one you’d expect a big-name star like Parker to take, but he says he’s always loved the play and jumped at the chance to be involved, in any way possible.

“I’m not completely naïve,” he says. “I know there will be plenty of people coming to see if I mess up my lines or get lost onstage or something like that. But you know, if it gets people to buy tickets and come to the theatre, they can cheer for my failure all they want.”

He says it with a smile, likely knowing, as well as I do, that he seems to do his best work when he’s considered the underdog.

“The lower the expectations the better,” he jokes.

I ask about his family—if they’re looking forward to his Broadway debut.

“My mom’s my date for opening night,” he says. “She’s very excited.”

And his wife, former model and Bond girl Jacinda Lockwood? Rumors are that she’s still in London, unable to see her hubby’s debut.

“She’s always cheering me on, in spirit, if not in person,” Parker says.

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“I’LL CHECK OUT THE SITE tomorrow,” Gabe says to Ollie as we cross the parking lot.

“We could go right now,” he says. “It’s not too late.”

Gabe looks at me. This trip has a distinct third-wheel vibe, but the truth is, I’m not entirely sure if I’m the third wheel or if Ollie is.

“I’m pretty tired,” I say.

Gabe looks at Ollie. Something wordless passes between them and Ollie shrugs.

“Yeah,” Gabe says. “It’s been a long day.”