Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

“That’s like telling someone they have a good personality when they ask if they’re attractive.”

“I’m sure you have experience with that,” I countered. Sarcastically.

We looked at each other. He was annoyed. I was annoyed.

“The movie will prove them wrong,” I said, as if I knew anything.

I didn’t.

The truth was I wanted to believe I knew him. Because if I did, this little moment—this evening—was more than just the article. I could convince myself that something was happening between us. That the way he looked at me in my dress, the way he’d put his hand against my back, the way we were here in our dark little corner were all indications of something more.

Jacinda had appeared out of the crowd again, but this time she and Gabe were doing their level best to avoid eye contact. And I was doing my level best to pretend I didn’t see them ignoring each other.

I realized I was a little drunk.

It wasn’t unexpected—I’d had two enormous, boozy pineapple drinks and only two tiny, delicate, delicious crab cakes since we’d arrived at the after-party.

“I watched The Philadelphia Story,” Gabe said.

I sat up.

“And?” I asked. “What did you think?”

Gabe sighed.

“Oh,” I said.

Maybe this would be the thing that actually chipped away at my crush on him.

“It was amazing,” he said.

“Oh,” I said.

“The timing, the dialogue, the chemistry.” Gabe threw up his hands. “How can any other comedy even begin to compare?”

I grinned, leaning forward.

“It is good, isn’t it?”

“Good?” Gabe shook his head. “It’s perfection.”

“Best comedy ever made,” I said, lifting my third pink pineapple drink.

I couldn’t remember when it had appeared.

My lips were buzzing, which was a telltale sign that I’d already had enough to drink, but I was thirsty and the cocktail was so good.

“I saw a list of the hundred best comedies and The Philadelphia Story was number thirty-eight! Thirty! Eight!” I said, pressing my finger on the table for emphasis.

“Ridiculous,” Gabe said. “It should at least be in the top three.”

I shook my head. It felt very, very heavy.

“It should be number one.” I made a wide, swooping gesture with my finger.

I was definitely drunk.

“It should be,” Gabe said, but I could tell he was placating me a bit. Teasing me.

I didn’t mind.

The heavy slope of his eyes indicated that he was getting toasted too, but he seemed to be a quiet, introspective drunk, while I was an exuberant, loudmouthed one.

“You know what the worst part about that list was?” I asked.

He smiled.

“I don’t,” he said. “But I hope you’ll tell me.”