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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

There was clearly more to this. Everyone already assumed there was a rivalry between the two former co-stars. Jacinda Lockwood had been linked with Oliver before rumors of her dating Gabe emerged—was this all part of a longer, deeper competition between the two of them? If Oliver had really been the first choice, then why didn’t he get the role?

“Have you seen his latest movie?” I asked. “Oliver’s?”

It was a period piece—romantic and epic—and the thirteen-year-old me that had been enamored with Oliver Matthias couldn’t wait.

“I’m going to the premiere tomorrow,” Gabe said. “Looking forward to it.”

“Jealous,” I said without thinking.

It wasn’t that I wanted to go to that particular premiere—it was that movie premieres still held an element of magic. I’d interviewed enough celebrities to hear plenty of stories about the parties they went to and it was hard not to feel a certain twinge of envy at spending a night dolled up and surrounded by beautiful people.

“They’re pretty boring,” Gabe said. “Premieres.”

“Maybe to you,” I said, wanting to refocus the conversation before either of us could get distracted. “You’ve stayed in touch? You and Oliver?”

“We’re friends,” he said.

There was something he wasn’t saying, but before I could ask, he’d waved Madison over.

“Can I get another one?” he asked, gesturing toward his empty glass.

“Sure thing, hon,” she said. “How about you?” she asked me.

I shook my head. That would be Gabe’s fourth beer, and he was definitely more than a little drunk. He slouched back in his chair more, and his eyes were hooded, flitting around the room, unable to focus.

I saw my opportunity, swallowed my guilt, and took it.

“Still friends even after the Bond decision?” I asked.

Gabe looked up at me, narrowing his eyes. For a moment, I waited, breath held, bracing for him to react negatively. To yell, or throw something.

Instead he just laughed, and wagged a finger at me.

“Nu-uh,” he said. “I see what you’re doing.”

I said nothing.

“We’re friends,” he said, enunciating each word. “And he said he didn’t care.”

“He said he didn’t care about the part?” I asked, sensing I was getting close to something really interesting.

But then, as if she had appointed herself the bouncer of Gabe’s wayward tongue, Madison reappeared with his beer.

“Y’all need anything else?” she asked.

If I didn’t know any better, I would have sworn she shot me a warning look.

“We’re fine,” I said, answering for the both of us.

But she waited until Gabe nodded, waving his hand at her.

“We’re fine,” he echoed. “Chani here is just raking me over the coals.”

Even tipsy, he could still get that perfect ch at the beginning of my name.

“He’s a good man,” Madison said.