Back Funny You Should Ask
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Epigraph
  5. Prologue
  6. Friday
  7. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part One)
  8. Then
  9. Chapter 1
  10. Chapter 2
  11. Chapter 3
  12. Chapter 4
  13. Chapter 5
  14. Chapter 6
  15. Now
  16. Chapter 7
  17. Chapter 8
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Chapter 10
  20. Saturday
  21. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Two)
  22. Then
  23. Chapter 11
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Chapter 13
  26. Chapter 14
  27. Now
  28. Chapter 15
  29. Chapter 16
  30. Chapter 17
  31. Chapter 18
  32. Sunday
  33. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Three)
  34. Then
  35. Chapter 19
  36. Chapter 20
  37. Chapter 21
  38. Now
  39. Chapter 22
  40. Chapter 23
  41. Chapter 24
  42. Chapter 25
  43. Chapter 26
  44. Chapter 27
  45. Monday
  46. (Gabe Parker: Shaken, Not Stirred—Part Four)
  47. Then
  48. Chapter 28
  49. Now
  50. Chapter 29
  51. Chapter 30
  52. Dedication
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

But this was a job—to me and to him—and if anything, this had leveled the playing field. Plus, if I were a guy, I might not even have these guilty feelings, let alone acknowledge them. I’d probably be ordering him another drink or offering to buy him shots.

I couldn’t let my crush on Gabe keep me from getting a good story.

“Ah,” Gabe said, leaning back. “You’d prefer Ollie too.”

“No.”

“No?”

“I don’t have a preference,” I said.

It was a lie. Because of course I had a preference. In life—in my fantasies—it was always Gabe.

But I knew what critics had been saying. Because while Gabe was gorgeous, he wasn’t a natural fit for Bond. Not the way that Oliver was.

Oliver Matthias was sophisticated. Cultured. It was the accent, of course, but he was an intellectual as well. An Oxford grad. Someone who had performed in the West End, doing Shakespeare and Beckett. He had years of experience, starring in a BBC teen comedy version of Pride and Prejudice when he was sixteen, then returning to the small screen to do a miniseries version of Cyrano de Bergerac after university. Even a prosthetic nose had done nothing to dim his appeal with his female fans—myself included. I might have even had a poster of him as Darcy when I was a preteen.

He was a proven leading man.

But according to interviews with Ryan and the Bond producers, Oliver hadn’t even been considered for the role. My journalistic senses, as immature as they were, were now the thing that were tingling.

“My mom prefers him too,” Gabe said.

“No, she does not,” I said.

He raised an eyebrow at me.

“My mom loves Bond,” he said. “She said—and I quote—‘Was Oliver not available?’ ”

I winced.

“I know what people are saying,” Gabe said. “Contrary to popular opinion, I can read.”

“No one thought you couldn’t read,” I said.

“They thought I couldn’t read good,” he countered with a thick, hick-like drawl.

I didn’t really have a response because to tell him that wasn’t true would be a lie. People did think he was a bit of a rube. It didn’t help that his management had been pushing that version of him up until he landed Bond.

Interviews amplified his “good country boy” qualities—that he might have been a simpleminded community college graduate, but his talent was just as homegrown. While Oliver was someone who had been trained and cultivated, Gabe was all-natural. He was genuine.

But that also meant he was a harder sell in roles that went against that brand.

Bond had been a surprise.

“It’s fine,” Gabe said. “I’ve been working with a dialect coach, who promises me we’ll keep my ‘hyucks’ down to a minimum.”

“I think you’ll be great,” I said.

“You’re the only one,” he said.