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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

“What’s the matter?” Ash asked, sitting up, rubbing my back.

“It’s Connor,” I whispered, hating how much it hurt to say his name. “And Niv.”

I told her everything. The rhythm of the rain slowed down, in the time it took me to tell her. And then we just sat there. Something huge and heavy moved through the night outside our little hut—maybe a titanosaur, maybe a land dragon. Then it stopped, and let loose the most heart-rending wail. Like a foghorn on the edge of forever, crying out for ships that never come.

Ash stood.

“This is my fault,” she said. “Those Destroyers came looking for me.”

I took her hand, started to say, No, don’t say that, you couldn’t have known, it wasn’t even your choice to come to the Underbridge.

“We’ll get them,” she said, before I could get out a single word. “I promise you that.”

I believed her. I had no reason to, but I did. Something in her voice was unshakeable. I should have known right then and there what she was planning. What she was willing to do.

I wasn’t scared. I should have been, but I wasn’t. Ash and I were together, and together we were unstoppable.

Forty-Nine

Ash

Long after midnight. The streets were dark and wet. No one was out. The world belonged to us and us alone. I should have been scared, but I wasn’t. Solomon and I were together, and together we were unstoppable.

The whole drive home, I practiced my lying. Said things out loud over and over again. Practiced my responses to every conceivable thing my parents would say. Kept my face blank, empty. Rooted out all my tells, every little tic and jerk and eye movement that might let on to them when I wasn’t being 100 percent honest. Until I felt . . . ready.

Two blocks from my house, I pulled over. “Get in the back and lie down on the floor,” I told Solomon. “Stay there for the next thirty minutes. Do you have a watch?”

He shook his head no.

“Phone?”

“No.”

“Well, shit. Try counting to sixty thirty times. Then get out—don’t slam the door—and go around back. I’ll have unlocked the door to the basement by then. I’ll leave you some sheets and blankets and stuff.”

“You still have that big Totoro beanbag chair?”

“Yeah.”

“I want to sleep on that.”

“Of course,” I said, touching his wet arm. “Although it might not be as big as you remember it. We’ve both grown a lot, since we were ten.”

He frowned, got out, went around to the back seat. When he was in the car again I pointed to the side of the road, where a trio of rabbits as big as dogs, with antlers like deer, were chewing on a bush. “Should I be concerned about those?”