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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

“No,” Solomon said. “They’re jackalopes. Harmless scavengers.” He got down on the floor, curled up into the smallest ball he could.

As soon as I pulled into the driveway, I knew at once that all my preparations were insufficient. Woefully inadequate. Because Mr. Barrett’s car was parked in our driveway.

Which, of course it was. Because he’d known that sooner or later I’d have to come home. Because finding Solomon was his number one priority. Because he was afraid of Solomon. What Solomon could say, what he could do.

But, as far as he knew, only Solomon knew the truth of his crimes. I hadn’t said a word in all that time. He believed I had completely forgotten. I needed to make him think I still had.

So I sat in my car in the driveway and took ten deep breaths, and then went inside.

“Ash!” my parents exclaimed, when I slammed the door shut, intentionally too loudly, so they’d come running. Which they did.

“Hey, guys,” I said, making my face expressionless, making my voice sad.

They saw I was okay. They hugged me. And then they got mad. Assaulted me with questions, one on top of the other.

“Where the hell have you been—”

“We called a hundred times—”

“Left you a million messages—”

“This bad weather—”

“Anything could have happened—”

“All kinds of awful car accidents—”

“Super sorry,” I said, and took out my phone. “It got soaking wet, out in the rain. I had to turn it off. Take the battery out. Wait for it to dry.”

This mollified them slightly. An explanation was all they needed. Even a kinda stupid one.

“Hello, Ash,” Mr. Barrett said, stepping out of the living room. Looking concerned . . . but also looking intimidating. The smell of beer was in the air; baseball gabbed from the television. They’d been sitting around, probably for hours.

“George was telling us what happened,” Mom said.

“What you did was very irresponsible,” Dad said.

“What?” I said, eyes wide, all innocence. “What did I do?”

“Solomon was signed over into my custody,” Mr. Barrett said. “You were wrong to take him.”

“I am so sorry,” I said, eyes sad, truly penitent. “But maybe I misunderstood. I thought you said no charges were filed. So he couldn’t even have been technically under arrest. So . . . why would he need to be in anyone’s custody?”

He frowned. And my father tilted his head slightly. Only I, and maybe my mother, knew that’s what Dad did when something didn’t quite add up. “Not formal custody,” Mr. Barrett said. “But they released him into my care. I felt a sense of responsibility. I was very worried.”

“He wanted french fries,” I said. “He said you hated McDonald’s”—this was true—“and would never ever take him or Connor there.” Also true. “He asked me to take him. Nothing wrong with that, right?”