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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

“Basically,” I said. I didn’t have the heart to lie. “We just want to talk to you, that’s all.”

A sound from upstairs. Solomon fumbling around in the cabinets. “Solomon hates me,” Connor said.

“Solomon has never hated you,” I said. “And . . . I can’t explain it now. We’ll pick you up by the side cafeteria door right when the last bell rings, okay? Don’t get a ride with anyone else. Anyone.”

Especially your father.

“Fine,” he said, sounding small, sounding young. “I was gonna call you anyway. Got a few discussion topics of my own.”

I’ll add them to the meeting agenda, I started to say, but he had already hung up.

A whole lot of work was ahead of me. Two hundred and fifty exposures, five to ten of each player, with one frame of each circled in black Sharpie.

I poured out fresh chemicals, savoring the sharp stink of them, and got to work. Solomon came down, with two cups of tea and his transistor radio.

“Weird weather today, children,” Ms. Jackson said. She always called her listeners children, like she was older than absolutely everyone in earshot. “All that glorious warm sunshine seems to be fading fast, and the mercury is dropping along with it.”

I told Solomon about the call from Connor. We each took a long sip of tea.

Fifty-Four

Solomon

“Weird weather today, children,” Ms. Jackson said, on the radio perched on the table between us. “Might want to bundle up after all, wear a sweater or two under your Unmasking Day disguise.”

I opened my eyes. Maraud’s face was inches from my own, staring at me with great concern. Her real face, not that pathetic rusty thing she had been in—wherever that horrible place was.

“Hey, girl!” I said, with a laugh, and hugged her huge snout. “I went away for a second. But I’m really happy to be back.”

Pterodactyls squawked in the dockside air overhead. The smell of the riversea was strong. I breathed it in deep. I’d never have imagined I could be so happy to smell kraken ink.

Ash asked, “What happened to you?”

“I went somewhere,” I said. “Somewhere horrible. What about you?”

“I just saw a lot of weird shit.”

“Nothing that could help us find Niv and Connor?”

“A couple things might be clues. I have to go back under.”

Ms. Jackson continued: “News now on the story that has the whole city talking—the abduction of the Refugee Princess.”

“Shit,” Ash and I said at the same time.