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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

“The weird weather’s getting weirder out there,” Ms. Jackson said, on the radio in my pocket, and the sound of her voice was comforting. “Snow reported in some places. Thunder and lightning coming in from the west. Storm giants seen all over Darkside. Dress warm, everyone heading to Unmasking Day. Rely on body heat if you need to. Hold tight to one another. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”

Sixty-Three

Ash

“Snow reported in some places,” Ms. Jackson said, from my car’s speakers. “Thunder and lightning coming in from the west. Dress warm, everyone out trick-or-treating, or heading to the Halloween dance in Hudson tonight.”

We still had an hour before I was supposed to meet with Sheffield. And two hours before his team was set to burn the whole town down.

Every time I slowed for a stop sign, I snuck a peek at Solomon. He seemed . . . fine. Normal. Sane. But there were always times between episodes when everything was fine. And times when he seemed fine, but was completely losing it on the inside.

I should have been planning. Figuring out what to say to Sheffield. I had no photograph to lay in front of him. He himself hadn’t done anything wrong. Not yet. His portrait wouldn’t help me, when I got there. I could only use my words, and I didn’t know what they would be.

So, yeah. I should have been scheming. But Solomon was beside me, wide-eyed and smiling, in a rare moment when he could maybe receive it if I said something he didn’t want to hear.

And maybe it made me a bad person, but I realized—I would let Sheffield burn down everything I knew, if it meant saving Solomon.

“Hey,” I said, faking nonchalance poorly. “Did I ever tell you I was on medication?”

“No,” he said, and frowned. “For what?”

“For depression.”

“Oh,” he said. “I didn’t realize it was so bad.” He paused. “What kind of friend am I?”

“The best kind,” I said. “It’s just that I never want to talk about stuff like this with you.”

“Why? Because I’m so much crazier than you?”

I didn’t know how to answer.

He smiled. “Has it helped? The medicine?”

“A lot,” I said. “I’m not cured. But I want to get out of bed in the morning. I feel like I can do things.”

“Are you going to tell me I should take medication?”

I sighed. “I don’t know, Solomon. Everybody’s different. But I think you need help, one way or another.”

He frowned into his hands in his lap.

I said, “I used to think it would . . . change me. Break me. Turn me into someone else. A zombie, or something. But it’s mostly just made me a lot less miserable. Just . . . think about it, okay?”

He grinned. “Is that an order, Princess?”

“Yes, my loyal subject.”