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Chapters (79)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-One
  25. Twenty-Two
  26. Twenty-Three
  27. Twenty-Four
  28. Twenty-Five
  29. Twenty-Six
  30. Twenty-Seven
  31. Twenty-Eight
  32. Twenty-Nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-One
  35. Thirty-Two
  36. Thirty-Three
  37. Thirty-Four
  38. Thirty-Five
  39. Thirty-Six
  40. Thirty-Seven
  41. Thirty-Eight
  42. Thirty-Nine
  43. Forty
  44. Forty-One
  45. Forty-Two
  46. Forty-Three
  47. Forty-Four
  48. Forty-Five
  49. Forty-Six
  50. Forty-Seven
  51. Forty-Eight
  52. Forty-Nine
  53. Fifty
  54. Fifty-One
  55. Fifty-Two
  56. Fifty-Three
  57. Fifty-Four
  58. Fifty-Five
  59. Fifty-Six
  60. Fifty-Seven
  61. Fifty-Eight
  62. Fifty-Nine
  63. Sixty
  64. Sixty-One
  65. Sixty-Two
  66. Sixty-Three
  67. Sixty-Four
  68. Sixty-Five
  69. Sixty-Six
  70. Sixty-Seven
  71. Sixty-Eight
  72. Sixty-Nine
  73. Seventy
  74. Acknowledgments
  75. About the Author
  76. Praise for Destroy All Monsters
  77. Books by Sam J. Miller
  78. Back Ad
  79. About the Publisher

That worked better. Ash blinked, and we were gone from the little hut.

A massive movie theater. Abandoned now—the place smelled of mold and dust—but packed with people. Ultramarine armbands; posters that said “Destroy All Monsters.”

Ash’s voice echoed in my ear, in the real world. “This is his headquarters.”

“Where is it?” I asked.

More scenes of hustle and bustle. Thick red carpet had been torn up in spots, and was worn thin in others.

“I can’t place it. And I don’t know if Connor and Niv are here. The things I see—I can’t control what I see, or when, or why.”

Giant crates were stacked along the wall. The seal of the Darkside Police Department was emblazoned on the side of each.

Ash said, “Gifts, courtesy of Commissioner Bahrr.”

Of course. “The Shield is nothing without Bahrr,” I said. “But it doesn’t go both ways. If the Shield falls, Bahrr will be just fine. To take Bahrr out—we need your mom. We need to go to the Palace as soon as possible. You need to speak with her. Convince her. Make her—”

“Yeah,” she said. “Sure.”

The images kept coming. Me and Ash, in weird clothes, sitting inside of a giant metal box that smelled of leather and gasoline. Eating weird food: fried brown ovals. Both exhausted, both looking bleary-eyed and rough. Was it the other side?

“I am kind of hungry,” she said, pulling us out of the vision.

“We should go get breakfast,” I said. I grabbed the little radio, and we walked out into a weirdly warm day.

Fifty-One

Ash

“Welcome to this weird, beautiful day,” Ms. Jackson said, through my car radio, her gravelly smoker’s voice soothing as ever. “Seventy degrees out, sun shining like summertime. They’re saying it might get up to seventy-five. Doesn’t seem right, for the end of October. Global warming, beloveds. We’ll enjoy our nice days for as long as we can, I guess, until the rising seas swallow us up.”

Solomon and I sipped our McDonald’s coffee and picked at a pile of hash browns. Seven thirty in the morning and we were both exhausted, both looking bleary-eyed and rough. We’d driven around until McDonald’s opened, and then we’d found a quiet place with no people.

“We have to tell Connor,” I said. “We have to get him the hell out of there.”

Solomon’s eyes widened. “Oh my god,” he whispered. “Oh my god, Ash. You don’t think—”

“Hey,” I said, reaching for him.

“Oh my god,” he said again, and lowered his face into his hands. When he spoke again, I could hear how hard he was working to keep from crying. “All this time, I—”

“Mr. Barrett is a monster,” I said. “Okay? His behavior is not on you.”