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Contents (90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“We could do that!” hissed Benna. “You want to go back to tossing mud? Broken down tired every night and dirt under your fingernails? I won’t!”

Monza thought of the work she would have just to clear the upper field, and how much she might make from doing it. A line had formed of men keen to join the Company of the Sun, beggars and farmers mostly. A black-skinned notary took their names down in a ledger.

Monza shoved past them.

“I am Monzcarro Murcatto, daughter of Jappo Murcatto, and this is my brother Benna, and we are fighters. Can you find work for us in your company?”

Cosca frowned at her, and the black-skinned man shook his head. “We need men with experience of war. Not women and boys.” He tried to move her away with his arm.

She would not be moved. “We’ve experience. More than these scrapings.”

“I’ve work for you,” said one of the farmers, made bold by signing his mark on the paper. “How about you suck my cock?” He laughed at that. Until Monza knocked him down in the mud and made him swallow half his teeth with the heel of her boot.

Nicomo Cosca watched this methodical display with one eyebrow slightly raised. “Sajaam, the Paper of Engagement. Does it specify men, exactly? What is the wording?”

The notary squinted at a document. “Two hundred cavalry and two hundred infantry, those to be persons well equipped and of quality. Persons is all it says.”

“And quality is such a vague term. You, girl! Murcatto! You are hired, and your brother too. Make your marks.”

She did so, and so did Benna, and as simply as that they were soldiers of the Thousand Swords. Mercenaries. The farmer clutched at Monza’s leg.

“My teeth.”

“Pick through your shit for them,” she said.

Nicomo Cosca, famed soldier of fortune, led his new hirings from the village to the sound of a merry pipe, and they camped under the stars that night, gathered round fires in the darkness, talking of making it rich in the coming campaign.

Monza and Benna huddled together with their blanket around their shoulders. Cosca came out of the murk, firelight glinting on his breastplate. “Ah! My war-children! My lucky mascots! Cold, eh?” He swept his crimson cloak off and tossed it down to them. “Take this. Might keep the frost from your bones.”

“What d’you want for it?”

“Take it with my compliments, I have another.”

“Why?” she grunted, suspicious.

“ ‘A captain looks first to the comfort of his men, then to his own,’ Stolicus said.”

“Who’s he?” asked Benna.

“Stolicus? Why, the greatest general of history!” Monza stared blankly at him. “An emperor of old. The most famous of emperors.”

“What’s an emperor?” asked Benna.

Cosca raised his brows. “Like a king, but more so. You should read this.” He slid something from a pocket and pressed it into Monza’s hand. A small book, with a red cover scuffed and scarred.