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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“In Talins.” And Monza spat into the dirt. There was plenty of it for the purpose. “Preparing for his coronation.”

“So soon? He is aware Orso’s still alive, I suppose, and by all indications will be for some time yet? Isn’t there a saying about selling the lion’s skin before he’s killed?”

“I’ve mentioned it. Many times.”

“I can only imagine. The Serpent of Talins, counselling caution to the Duke of Delay. Sweet irony!”

“Some good it’s done. He’s got every carpenter, clothier and jeweller in the city busy at the Senate House, making it ready for the ceremony.”

“Sure the bloody place won’t fall in on him?”

“We can hope,” muttered Shivers.

“It will bring to mind proud shadows of Styria’s Imperial past, apparently,” said Monza.

Cosca snorted. “That or the shameful collapse of Styria’s last effort at unity.”

“I’ve mentioned that too. Many times.”

“Ignored?”

“Getting used to it.”

“Ah, hubris! As a long-time sufferer myself I quickly recognise the symptoms.”

“You’ll like this one, then.” Monza couldn’t stop herself sneering. “He’s importing a thousand white songbirds from distant Thond.”

“Only a thousand?”

“Symbol of peace, apparently. They’ll be released over the crowd when he rises to greet them as King of Styria. And admirers from all across the Circle of the World—counts, dukes, princes and the God of the fucking Gurkish too for all I know—will applaud his gigantic opinion of himself, and fall over themselves to lick his fat arse.”

Cosca raised his brows. “Do I detect a souring of relations between Talins and Ospria?”

“There’s something about crowns that makes men act like fools.”

“One takes it you’ve mentioned that too?”

“Until my throat’s sore, but surprisingly enough, he doesn’t want to hear it.”

“Sounds quite the event. Shame I won’t be there.”

Monza frowned. “You won’t?”

“Me? No, no, no. I’d only lower the tone. There are concerns about some shady deal done for the Dukedom of Visserine, would you believe.”

“Never.”

“Who knows how these far-fetched rumours get started? Besides, someone needs to keep Duke Orso company.”

She worked her tongue sourly round her mouth and spat again. “I hear the two of you have been chatting already.”

“No more than small talk. Weather, wine, women, his impending destruction, you know the sort of thing. He said he would have my head. I replied I quite understood his enthusiasm, as I find it hugely useful myself. I was firm yet amusing throughout, in fact, while he was, in all honesty, somewhat peevish.” Cosca waved one long finger around. “The siege, possibly, has him out of sorts.”

“Nothing about you changing sides, then?”

“Perhaps that would have been his next topic, but we were somewhat interrupted by some flatbow fire and an abortive assault upon the walls. Perhaps it will come up when we next take tea together?”

The trench opened into a dugout mostly covered with a plank ceiling, almost too low to stand under. Ladders leaned against the right-hand wall, ready for men to climb and join the attack. A good three score of armed and armoured mercenaries knelt ready to do just that. Cosca went bent over between their ranks, slapping backs.