Contents ( 90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“In Talins.” And Monza spat into the dirt. There was plenty of it for the purpose. “Preparing for his coronation.”
“So soon? He is aware Orso’s still alive, I suppose, and by all indications will be for some time yet? Isn’t there a saying about selling the lion’s skin before he’s killed?”
“I’ve mentioned it. Many times.”
“I can only imagine. The Serpent of Talins, counselling caution to the Duke of Delay. Sweet irony!”
“Some good it’s done. He’s got every carpenter, clothier and jeweller in the city busy at the Senate House, making it ready for the ceremony.”
“Sure the bloody place won’t fall in on him?”
“We can hope,” muttered Shivers.
“It will bring to mind proud shadows of Styria’s Imperial past, apparently,” said Monza.
Cosca snorted. “That or the shameful collapse of Styria’s last effort at unity.”
“I’ve mentioned that too. Many times.”
“Ignored?”
“Getting used to it.”
“Ah, hubris! As a long-time sufferer myself I quickly recognise the symptoms.”
“You’ll like this one, then.” Monza couldn’t stop herself sneering. “He’s importing a thousand white songbirds from distant Thond.”
“Only a thousand?”
“Symbol of peace, apparently. They’ll be released over the crowd when he rises to greet them as King of Styria. And admirers from all across the Circle of the World—counts, dukes, princes and the God of the fucking Gurkish too for all I know—will applaud his gigantic opinion of himself, and fall over themselves to lick his fat arse.”
Cosca raised his brows. “Do I detect a souring of relations between Talins and Ospria?”
“There’s something about crowns that makes men act like fools.”
“One takes it you’ve mentioned that too?”
“Until my throat’s sore, but surprisingly enough, he doesn’t want to hear it.”
“Sounds quite the event. Shame I won’t be there.”
Monza frowned. “You won’t?”
“Me? No, no, no. I’d only lower the tone. There are concerns about some shady deal done for the Dukedom of Visserine, would you believe.”
“Never.”
“Who knows how these far-fetched rumours get started? Besides, someone needs to keep Duke Orso company.”
She worked her tongue sourly round her mouth and spat again. “I hear the two of you have been chatting already.”
“No more than small talk. Weather, wine, women, his impending destruction, you know the sort of thing. He said he would have my head. I replied I quite understood his enthusiasm, as I find it hugely useful myself. I was firm yet amusing throughout, in fact, while he was, in all honesty, somewhat peevish.” Cosca waved one long finger around. “The siege, possibly, has him out of sorts.”
“Nothing about you changing sides, then?”
“Perhaps that would have been his next topic, but we were somewhat interrupted by some flatbow fire and an abortive assault upon the walls. Perhaps it will come up when we next take tea together?”
The trench opened into a dugout mostly covered with a plank ceiling, almost too low to stand under. Ladders leaned against the right-hand wall, ready for men to climb and join the attack. A good three score of armed and armoured mercenaries knelt ready to do just that. Cosca went bent over between their ranks, slapping backs.