Contents (90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Hurts,” he grunted. “By the dead it hurts.”
“Oh, that hurts?” He whipped round, stumbling back against the wall. Fenris the Feared loomed over him, bald head brushing the ceiling, half his body tattooed with tiny letters, the rest all cased in black metal, face writhing like boiling porridge.
“You’re… you’re fucking dead!”
The giant laughed. “I’ll say I’m fucking dead.” He had a sword stuck right through his body, the hilt above one hip, point of the blade sticking out under his other arm. He jerked one massive thumb at the blood dripping from the pommel and scattering across the carpet. “I mean, this really hurts. Did you cut your hair? I liked you better before.”
Bethod pointed to his smashed-in head, a twisted mess of blood, brains, hair, bone. “Shuth uth, the pair o’ youth.” He couldn’t speak right because his mouth was all squashed in on itself. “Thith ith whath hurts lookth like!” He gave the Feared a pointless shove. “Why couldn’t you win, you thtupid half-devil bathtard?”
“I’m dreaming,” Shivers said to himself, trying to think his way through it, but his face was throbbing, throbbing. “I must be dreaming.”
Someone was singing. “I… am made… of death!” Hammer banging on a nail. “I am the Great Leveller!” Bang, bang, bang, each time sending a jolt of pain through Shivers’ face. “I am the storm in the High Places!” The Bloody-Nine hummed to himself as he cut the corpse of Shivers’ brother into bits, stripped to the waist, body a mass of scars and twisted muscle all daubed-up with blood. “So you’re the good man, eh?” He waved his knife at Shivers, grinning. “You need to fucking toughen up, boy. You should’ve killed me. Now help me get his arms off, optimist.”
“The dead know I don’t like this bastard any, but he’s got a point.” Shivers’ brother’s head peered down at him from its place nailed to Bethod’s standard. “You need to toughen up. Mercy and cowardice are the same. You reckon you could get this nail out?”
“You’re a fucking embarrassment!” His father, slack face streaked with tears, waving his jug around. “Why couldn’t you be the one dead, and your brother lived? You useless little fuck! You useless, gutless, disappointing speck o’ shit!”
“This is rubbish,” snarled Shivers through gritted teeth, sitting down on his crossed legs by the fire. His whole head was pulsing. “This is just… just rubbish!”
“What’s rubbish?” gurgled Tul Duru, blood leaking from his cut throat as he spoke.
“All this. Faces from the past, saying meaningful stuff. Bit fucking obvious, ain’t it? Couldn’t you do better’n this shit?”
“Uh,” said Grim.
Black Dow looked a bit put out. “Don’t blame us, boy. Your dream, no? You cut your hair?”
Dogman shrugged. “If you was cleverer, maybe you’d have cleverer dreams.”
He felt himself grabbed from behind, face twisted round. The Bloody-Nine was there beside him, hair plastered to his head with blood, scarred face all dashed with black. “If you was cleverer, maybe you wouldn’t have got your eye burned out.” And he ground his thumb into Shivers’ eye, harder and harder. Shivers thrashed, and twisted, and screamed, but there was no way free. It was already done.