Contents (90)
- Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
- I
- TALINS
- Land of Opportunity
- The Bone-Thief
- Fish out of Water
- Six and One
- Bloody Instructions
- II
- WESTPORT
- Poison
- Science and Magic
- The Safest Place in the World
- Evil Friends
- Two Twos
- Plans and Accidents
- Repaid in Full
- III
- SIPANI
- Fogs and Whispers
- The Arts of Persuasion
- The Life of the Drinker
- Left Out
- A Few Bad Men
- The Peacemakers
- Cooking up Trouble
- Sex and Death
- That’s Entertainment
- What Happened
- IV
- VISSERINE
- Vengeance, Then
- Downwards
- Rats in a Sack
- The Forlorn Hope
- Mercy and Cowardice
- The Odd Couple
- Darkness
- The Connoisseur
- Vile Jelly
- Other People’s Scores
- The Fencing Master
- V
- PURANTI
- Sixes
- The Eye-Maker
- Prince of Prudence
- Neither Rich nor Poor
- Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
- The Traitor
- King of Poisons
- No Worse
- Harvest Time
- The Old New Captain General
- VI
- OSPRIA
- His Plan of Attack
- Politics
- No More Delays
- All Business
- The Fate of Styria
- To the Victors…
- So Much for Nothing
- Shifting Sands
- VII
- TALINS
- Return of the Native
- The Lion’s Skin
- Preparation
- Rules of War
- One Nation
- All Dust
- The Inevitable
- Thus the Whirligig…
- Seeds
- All Change
- Happy Endings
- Acknowledgments
- extras
- meet the author
- interview
- introducing
- By Joe Abercrombie
- Praise for Best Served Cold
- Praise for The Heroes
- Praise for The Blade Itself
- Praise for Before They Are Hanged
- Praise for Last Argument of Kings
- Contents
- Copyright
“Stolicus was the inspiration, I understand, ordering the famous charge at the Battle of Darmium.”
Monza raised an eyebrow. “Leading a charge, eh? You’d have thought he’d have put some trousers on for work like that.”
“It’s called artistic licence,” snapped Salier. “It’s a fantasy, one can do as one pleases.”
Cosca frowned. “Really? I always felt a man makes more points worth making if he steers always close to the truth…”
Hurried boot heels cut him off and a nervous-looking officer rushed across the garden, face touched with sweat, a long smear of black mud down the left side of his jacket. He came to one knee on the cobbles, head bowed.
“Your Excellency.”
Salier did not even look at him. “Speak, if you must.”
“There has been another assault.”
“So close to breakfast time?” The duke winced as he placed a hand on his belly. “A typical Union man, this Ganmark, he has no more regard for mealtimes than you did, Murcatto. With what result?”
“The Talinese have forced a second breach, towards the harbour. We drove them back, but with heavy losses. We are greatly outnumbered—”
“Of course you are. Order your men to hold their positions as long as possible.”
The colonel licked his lips. “And then…?”
“That will be all.” Salier did not take his eyes from the great statue.
“Your Excellency.” The man retreated towards the door. And no doubt to a heroic, pointless death at one breach or another. The most heroic deaths of all were the pointless ones, Cosca had always found.
“Visserine will soon fall.” Salier clicked his tongue as he stared up at the great image of Stolicus. “How profoundly… depressing. Had I only been more like this.”
“Thinner waisted?” murmured Cosca.
“I meant warlike, but while we are wishing, why not a thin waist too? I thank you for your… almost uncomfortably honest counsel, General Murcatto. I may have a few days yet to make my decision.” To delay the inevitable at the cost of hundreds of lives. “In the meantime, I hope the two of you will remain with us. The two of you, and your three friends.”
“Your guests,” asked Monza, “or your prisoners?”
“You have seen how my prisoners are treated. Which would be your choice?”
Cosca took a deep breath, and scratched slowly at his neck. A choice that more or less made itself.
Vile Jelly
Shivers’ face was near healed. Faint pink stripe left across his forehead, through his brow, across his cheek. More’n likely it would fade altogether in a few days more. His eye still ached a bit, but he’d kept his looks alright. Monza lay in the bed, sheet round her waist, skinny back turned towards him. He stood a moment, grinning, watching her ribs shift gently as she breathed, patches of shadow between them shrinking and growing. Then he padded from the mirror across to the open window, looking out. Beyond it the city was burning, fires lighting up the night. Strange thing though, he wasn’t sure which city, or why he was there. Mind was moving slowly. He winced, rubbing at his cheek.