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Chapters (105)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Epigraph
  4. Before it All Started
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. Chapter 3
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Chapter 5
  10. Four Weeks Ago
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Now
  21. Chapter 15
  22. Chapter 16
  23. Four Weeks Ago
  24. Chapter 17
  25. Chapter 18
  26. Chapter 19
  27. Chapter 20
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. Chapter 23
  31. Chapter 24
  32. Chapter 25
  33. Chapter 26
  34. Now
  35. Chapter 27
  36. Chapter 28
  37. Three Days Ago
  38. Chapter 29
  39. Chapter 30
  40. Chapter 31
  41. Chapter 32
  42. Chapter 33
  43. Chapter 34
  44. Chapter 35
  45. Chapter 36
  46. Chapter 37
  47. Chapter 38
  48. Chapter 39
  49. Chapter 40
  50. Chapter 41
  51. Chapter 42
  52. Chapter 43
  53. Chapter 44
  54. Chapter 45
  55. Chapter 46
  56. Chapter 47
  57. Chapter 48
  58. Chapter 49
  59. Chapter 50
  60. Chapter 51
  61. Chapter 52
  62. Chapter 53
  63. Now
  64. Chapter 54
  65. Chapter 55
  66. Chapter 56
  67. Chapter 57
  68. Chapter 58
  69. Chapter 59
  70. Chapter 60
  71. Chapter 61
  72. Chapter 62
  73. Chapter 63
  74. Chapter 64
  75. Chapter 65
  76. Chapter 66
  77. Chapter 67
  78. Chapter 68
  79. Chapter 69
  80. Two Hours Later
  81. Chapter 70
  82. Chapter 71
  83. Chapter 72
  84. Chapter 73
  85. Chapter 74
  86. Chapter 75
  87. Chapter 76
  88. Chapter 77
  89. Chapter 78
  90. Chapter 79
  91. Chapter 80
  92. Chapter 81
  93. Chapter 82
  94. Chapter 83
  95. Chapter 84
  96. Chapter 85
  97. Chapter 86
  98. Chapter 87
  99. One Week Later
  100. Chapter 88
  101. Chapter 89
  102. Acknowledgements
  103. Keep Reading …
  104. Books by Ross Welford
  105. About the Publisher

It’s the longest car I have ever seen: a Mercedes-Benz, open-topped so that everyone can see the occupants of the three rows of seats – although there is only one that anyone cares about.

In the back row are two grey-uniformed soldiers, staring warily at the crowd. In front of them, in the middle row, are two more officers. And riding up front next to the driver is the man everyone is cheering. He stands, unsmiling, throwing out his stiff-armed salute to the crowd, who return it, with grins and hoots of joy.

My heart thumps in my chest. He is so familiar to me from countless pictures, and YouTube clips, and movies and TV shows, and yet here he is in front of me, his car coming along the shore straight towards me and Seb.

‘Are you ready?’ I ask Seb again and he nods.

‘Ready, Freddie!’ he says.

The two of us step calmly from the front row and raise our blue plastic guns, ready to go down in history.

Malcolm and Sebastian Bell: the British boys who shot Adolf Hitler with Nerf guns.

Chapter 40

Imges Missing

The driver of the big black Mercedes sees us first, before the officers who are seated behind him, and before Hitler, who is looking out, smirking now, at the cheering crowd.

I look at the driver and a puzzled expression crosses his face. The car’s not travelling fast, so he has plenty of time to brake as he gets closer. The sudden slowing of the vehicle causes Hitler to jolt forward, grab the top edge of the windscreen and look crossly first at his driver, and then ahead at me and my brother.

There can’t be many people alive who have seen Adolf Hitler in real life. (I know: you’re probably thinking, Well, neither have you, but it really feels like I have.) He’s shorter than I expected and his face is fleshy and pale. The little square moustache is unmistakable, though, and his cold blue eyes are furious at this interruption to his parade.

The next few moments appear to pass in slow motion.

The driver gesticulates angrily with his arm and barks at us, but I don’t understand a word: they are probably ones that Miss Linton won’t ever teach us. At the same time, two of the officers from the car leap out and start coming towards Seb and me.

‘Now!’ I shout. ‘Fire!’

Together we pull the triggers of our guns, unleashing a volley of orange sponge darts at the man they called the Führer. Our aim is rubbish, though: most of the darts ping off the windscreen of the car, leaving Hitler startled but clearly unharmed. A gasp goes up from the crowd.

‘Look out!’ I yell at Seb. Then, ‘Reload!’