Chapters (105)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Epigraph
- Before it All Started
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Four Weeks Ago
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Now
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Four Weeks Ago
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Now
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Three Days Ago
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Now
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 67
- Chapter 68
- Chapter 69
- Two Hours Later
- Chapter 70
- Chapter 71
- Chapter 72
- Chapter 73
- Chapter 74
- Chapter 75
- Chapter 76
- Chapter 77
- Chapter 78
- Chapter 79
- Chapter 80
- Chapter 81
- Chapter 82
- Chapter 83
- Chapter 84
- Chapter 85
- Chapter 86
- Chapter 87
- One Week Later
- Chapter 88
- Chapter 89
- Acknowledgements
- Keep Reading …
- Books by Ross Welford
- About the Publisher
It’s the longest car I have ever seen: a Mercedes-Benz, open-topped so that everyone can see the occupants of the three rows of seats – although there is only one that anyone cares about.
In the back row are two grey-uniformed soldiers, staring warily at the crowd. In front of them, in the middle row, are two more officers. And riding up front next to the driver is the man everyone is cheering. He stands, unsmiling, throwing out his stiff-armed salute to the crowd, who return it, with grins and hoots of joy.
My heart thumps in my chest. He is so familiar to me from countless pictures, and YouTube clips, and movies and TV shows, and yet here he is in front of me, his car coming along the shore straight towards me and Seb.
‘Are you ready?’ I ask Seb again and he nods.
‘Ready, Freddie!’ he says.
The two of us step calmly from the front row and raise our blue plastic guns, ready to go down in history.
Malcolm and Sebastian Bell: the British boys who shot Adolf Hitler with Nerf guns.
Chapter 40
The driver of the big black Mercedes sees us first, before the officers who are seated behind him, and before Hitler, who is looking out, smirking now, at the cheering crowd.
I look at the driver and a puzzled expression crosses his face. The car’s not travelling fast, so he has plenty of time to brake as he gets closer. The sudden slowing of the vehicle causes Hitler to jolt forward, grab the top edge of the windscreen and look crossly first at his driver, and then ahead at me and my brother.
There can’t be many people alive who have seen Adolf Hitler in real life. (I know: you’re probably thinking, Well, neither have you, but it really feels like I have.) He’s shorter than I expected and his face is fleshy and pale. The little square moustache is unmistakable, though, and his cold blue eyes are furious at this interruption to his parade.
The next few moments appear to pass in slow motion.
The driver gesticulates angrily with his arm and barks at us, but I don’t understand a word: they are probably ones that Miss Linton won’t ever teach us. At the same time, two of the officers from the car leap out and start coming towards Seb and me.
‘Now!’ I shout. ‘Fire!’
Together we pull the triggers of our guns, unleashing a volley of orange sponge darts at the man they called the Führer. Our aim is rubbish, though: most of the darts ping off the windscreen of the car, leaving Hitler startled but clearly unharmed. A gasp goes up from the crowd.
‘Look out!’ I yell at Seb. Then, ‘Reload!’