Back When We Got Lost in Dreamland
Chapters (105)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Epigraph
  4. Before it All Started
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. Chapter 3
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Chapter 5
  10. Four Weeks Ago
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Now
  21. Chapter 15
  22. Chapter 16
  23. Four Weeks Ago
  24. Chapter 17
  25. Chapter 18
  26. Chapter 19
  27. Chapter 20
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. Chapter 23
  31. Chapter 24
  32. Chapter 25
  33. Chapter 26
  34. Now
  35. Chapter 27
  36. Chapter 28
  37. Three Days Ago
  38. Chapter 29
  39. Chapter 30
  40. Chapter 31
  41. Chapter 32
  42. Chapter 33
  43. Chapter 34
  44. Chapter 35
  45. Chapter 36
  46. Chapter 37
  47. Chapter 38
  48. Chapter 39
  49. Chapter 40
  50. Chapter 41
  51. Chapter 42
  52. Chapter 43
  53. Chapter 44
  54. Chapter 45
  55. Chapter 46
  56. Chapter 47
  57. Chapter 48
  58. Chapter 49
  59. Chapter 50
  60. Chapter 51
  61. Chapter 52
  62. Chapter 53
  63. Now
  64. Chapter 54
  65. Chapter 55
  66. Chapter 56
  67. Chapter 57
  68. Chapter 58
  69. Chapter 59
  70. Chapter 60
  71. Chapter 61
  72. Chapter 62
  73. Chapter 63
  74. Chapter 64
  75. Chapter 65
  76. Chapter 66
  77. Chapter 67
  78. Chapter 68
  79. Chapter 69
  80. Two Hours Later
  81. Chapter 70
  82. Chapter 71
  83. Chapter 72
  84. Chapter 73
  85. Chapter 74
  86. Chapter 75
  87. Chapter 76
  88. Chapter 77
  89. Chapter 78
  90. Chapter 79
  91. Chapter 80
  92. Chapter 81
  93. Chapter 82
  94. Chapter 83
  95. Chapter 84
  96. Chapter 85
  97. Chapter 86
  98. Chapter 87
  99. One Week Later
  100. Chapter 88
  101. Chapter 89
  102. Acknowledgements
  103. Keep Reading …
  104. Books by Ross Welford
  105. About the Publisher

I reply, ‘No,’ so quickly that Mam blinks in surprise. ‘I … I mean, not tonight, Mam.’ I force a little yawn, but I can tell Mam’s a bit hurt. She likes reading us stories, even if it’s Kobi the Cave Boy for the billionth time.

‘I’m working lates a lot this month,’ she says. ‘There may not be as many chances.’

I certainly know the thing by heart, and at least it’s not long. Seb reaches under his bed and pulls out the very well-used picture book. I always thought he’d grow out of it, but he never did. I can’t even remember a time when he wasn’t obsessed with it.

Mam settles down on Seb’s bed and begins reading, and Seb mouths along with the words, while I stare at the Dreaminators, silently urging her to speed up.

‘In the shadows of the cave, the fire flickers red,

And Kobi lies down with a rock beneath his head …’

It’s the story of a boy in the Stone Age who lives with his family in a cave, long before houses and cars and aeroplanes and machines and clothes were invented. There’s a lake, and another tribe of Stone Age people, and he rides on a mammoth …

I yawn again, a big one this time, and Mam pauses.

‘Aww, I want the end,’ says Seb, but I manage to catch his eye and I flick a glance upwards. He gets it. ‘But if Malky’s tired that’s okay.’

Mam closes the book and looks between us, with mock surprise. ‘Hang on – have you two just agreed on something without arguing?’ She runs her fingers through her short curls and shakes her head. ‘I hope it lasts! Sweet dreams,’ she says. She always says that: it’s like an unreliable magic spell that only sometimes works. Then she switches the light off and the twin circles of dull blue light hanging over our beds stand out in the dark.

‘Do they stay on all night?’ she says. Then, before I can answer, she starts to sniff the air. ‘What’s that smell?’

‘Yeah – I noticed that as well,’ says Seb. ‘I thought it was Malky’s socks!’

It’s rancid yak’s butter, but obviously I’m not going to say that. Instead, I say, ‘Dunno. I can’t smell anything.’ Mam shrugs and goes out.

We lie awake in silence for a while, Seb and I. I’m staring up at the circles of blue crystals.

Eventually, I hear, ‘Psst. Malk. You awake?’

‘Mmm?’

‘Are you scared?’

‘Scared of what?’

‘You know. The Dreamylater.’

‘Dreaminator. No. Why? You?’

Pause. ‘No.’

He means yes.

‘Psst. Malk.’

Sigh. ‘What now?’

‘Good luck.’

I remember the sheet of instructions:

Remember – perfect results may not be achieved straight away.