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Contents ( 107)
  1. Dedication
  2. Contents
  3. Introduction
  4. I
  5. SOME THINGS I BELIEVE
  6. Credo
  7. Telling Lies for a Living . . . And Why We Do It: The Newbery Medal Speech, 2009
  8. Four Bookshops
  9. The Pornography of Genre, or the Genre of Pornography
  10. Ghosts in the Machines: Some Hallowe’en Thoughts.
  11. How Dare You: On America, and Writing About It
  12. All Books Have Genders
  13. The PEN Awards and Charlie Hebdo
  14. II
  15. SOME PEOPLE I HAVE KNOWN
  16. These Are Not Our Faces
  17. Reflections: On Diana Wynne Jones
  18. Terry Pratchett: An Appreciation
  19. On Dave McKean
  20. How to Read Gene Wolfe
  21. Remembering Douglas Adams
  22. Harlan Ellison: The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World
  23. Banging the Drum for Harlan Ellison
  24. On Stephen King, for the Sunday Times
  25. Geoff Notkin: Meteorite Man
  26. Gumshoe: A Book Review
  27. SIMCITY
  28. Six to Six
  29. III
  30. INTRODUCTIONS AND MUSINGS: SCIENCE FICTION
  31. Fritz Leiber: The Short Stories
  32. Hothouse
  33. Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 and What Science Fiction Is and Does
  34. Of Time, and Gully Foyle: Alfred Bester and The Stars My Destination
  35. Samuel R. Delany and The Einstein Intersection
  36. On the Fortieth Anniversary of the Nebula Awards: A Speech, 2005
  37. IV
  38. FILMS AND MOVIES AND ME
  39. The Bride of Frankenstein
  40. MirrorMask: An Introduction
  41. MirrorMask: A Sundance Diary
  42. The Nature of the Infection: Some Thoughts on Doctor Who
  43. On Comics and Films: 2006
  44. V
  45. ON COMICS AND SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM
  46. Good Comics and Tulips: A Speech
  47. “But What Has That to Do with Bacchus?” Eddie Campbell and Deadface
  48. Confessions: On Astro City and Kurt Busiek
  49. Batman: Cover to Cover
  50. Bone: An Introduction, and Some Subsequent Thoughts
  51. Jack Kirby: King of Comics
  52. The Simon and Kirby Superheroes
  53. The Spirit of Seventy-Five
  54. The Best of the Spirit
  55. Will Eisner: New York Stories
  56. The Keynote Speech for the 2003 Eisner Awards
  57. 2004 Harvey Awards Speech
  58. The Best American Comics, 2010
  59. VI
  60. INTRODUCTIONS AND CONTRADICTIONS
  61. Some Strangeness in the Proportion: The Exquisite Beauties of Edgar Allan Poe
  62. On The New Annotated Dracula
  63. Rudyard Kipling’s Tales of Horror and Fantasy
  64. The Mystery of G. K. Chesterton’s Father Brown
  65. Concerning Dreams and Nightmares: The Dream Stories of H. P. Lovecraft
  66. On The 13 Clocks by James Thurber
  67. Votan and Other Novels by John James
  68. On Viriconium: Some Notes Toward an Introduction
  69. So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish: An Introduction
  70. Dogsbody by Diana Wynne Jones
  71. Voice of the Fire by Alan Moore
  72. Art and Artifice by Jim Steinmeyer
  73. The Moth: An Introduction
  74. VII
  75. MUSIC AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT
  76. Hi, By the Way: Tori Amos
  77. Curious Wine: Tori Amos II
  78. Flood: Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Edition, They Might Be Giants
  79. Lou Reed, in Memoriam: “The Soundtrack to My Life”
  80. Waiting for the Man: Lou Reed
  81. Afterword Afterword: Evelyn Evelyn
  82. Who Killed Amanda Palmer
  83. VIII
  84. ON STARDUST AND FAIRY TALES
  85. Once Upon a Time
  86. Several Things About Charles Vess
  87. The King of Elfland’s Daughter, Lord Dunsany
  88. Lud-in-the-Mist
  89. The Thing of It Is: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
  90. On Richard Dadd’s The Fairy-Feller’s Master-Stroke
  91. IX
  92. MAKE GOOD ART
  93. Make Good Art
  94. X
  95. THE VIEW FROM THE CHEAP SEATS: REAL THINGS
  96. The View from the Cheap Seats
  97. A Wilderness of Mirrors
  98. The Dresden Dolls: Hallowe’en 2010
  99. Eight Views of Mount Fuji: Beloved Demons and Anthony Martignetti
  100. So Many Ways to Die in Syria Now: May 2014
  101. A Slip of the Keyboard: Terry Pratchett
  102. Credits
  103. Index
  104. About the Author
  105. Also by Neil Gaiman
  106. Copyright
  107. About the Publisher

Dave McKean and I had worked together very happily for about sixteen years at that point. It had always been easy. This wasn’t.

Mostly it wasn’t, because Dave and I wrote, we discovered, in completely different ways. He plans it all out, and writes every idea down on little cards, needs it to all be done before the first word of script is written; whereas I’ll talk about it to the point where I’m ready to start writing, and then I start writing and find out the rest of it as I go along. These methods of working are not entirely compatible. That was half of the problem. The other half of the problem was that Dave knew what he could and couldn’t do, in order to make a film with the money that we had, and I didn’t.

“I want to do a scene in Helena’s school,” I’d say.

“Can’t do it,” Dave would explain. “Too expensive. We’d need the class, and a teacher and kids as extras,” and then, seeing my face fall, he’d add, “but we can make the world crumple up like a piece of paper, if you want. That won’t cost us anything.”

Still, Dave’s certainties were reassuring. It’s often easier to make art if you know what your boundaries are. In the case of MirrorMask, I wrote down in the basement kitchen, where it was warm (right now I’m writing this in the kitchen of a borrowed house, which goes to demonstrate consistency, I think), while Dave mostly worked several floors up, where there was light and a grand piano.

Our touchstone was something Terry Gilliam had once said about his wonderful film Time Bandits. He said he wanted to make a film intelligent enough for children, but with enough action in it for adults. And so did we.

I started writing.

Dave would suggest things that would, he hoped, be easy and relatively cheap to make in the world of computer animation—twining shadow-tentacles or formless black bird-shapes.

Several times during that week, Dave would go off and do a first draft of a scene on his own, to show me what he meant, and I’d fold that in—the first drafts of the Giants Orbiting sequence, the Monkeybirds and the scene looking for the dome in the Dreamlands were all Dave’s, for example, as was the Librarian’s Origin of the World speech, which Dave wrote long before we started writing the film. I’d tidy them up, and noodle with the dialogue. He for his part would look over my shoulder at the dialogue I was writing on the screen and point out whenever I was starting to sound like Terry Jones writing Labyrinth, and then I would try to make it sound a bit more like me writing MirrorMask.

Henson’s had mentioned they thought there should be goblins in it somewhere, owing to their having already sold the film we were making to Sony under the working title of “Curse of the Goblin Kingdom,” so every now and again I would insert the word goblin in front of a character’s name—“Goblin Librarian” for example, while the character who doesn’t have much of a name in the current script apart from “Small Hairy” was called “Dark Goblin” in that first draft. Dave took a jaundiced view of this practice. “They’ll want to see goblins,” he’d warn me. “And there won’t be any goblins. It’ll lead to trouble.” I thought we’d probably be all right.