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Contents ( 92)
  1. Introduced, edited and with selected translations by Jhumpa Lahiri
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. A Note on the Citation of Titles and Their Translations
  5. Introduction
  6. Elio Vittorini
  7. Name and Tears
  8. Giovanni Verga
  9. Picturesque Lives
  10. Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
  11. The Siren
  12. Antonio Tabucchi
  13. Against Time
  14. Italo Svevo
  15. Generous Wine
  16. Leonardo Sciascia
  17. The Long Voyage
  18. Alberto Savinio
  19. Bago
  20. Umberto Saba
  21. The Hen
  22. Lalla Romano
  23. The Lady
  24. Fabrizia Ramondino
  25. The Tower
  26. Luigi Pirandello
  27. The Trap
  28. Cesare Pavese
  29. Wedding Trip
  30. Goffredo Parise
  31. Melancholy
  32. Aldo Palazzeschi
  33. Silence
  34. Anna Maria Ortese
  35. A Pair of Eyeglasses
  36. Alberto Moravia
  37. The Other Side of the Moon
  38. Elsa Morante
  39. The Ambitious Ones
  40. Giorgio Manganelli
  41. Sixteen, Twenty-one, Twenty-eight and Thirty-seven from Centuria
  42. Primo Levi
  43. Quaestio de Centauris
  44. Tommaso Landolfi
  45. Gogol’s Wife
  46. Natalia Ginzburg
  47. My Husband
  48. Carlo Emilio Gadda
  49. The Mother
  50. Ennio Flaiano
  51. A Martian in Rome
  52. Beppe Fenoglio
  53. The Smell of Death
  54. Luce D’eramo
  55. Life as a Couple
  56. Antonio Delfini
  57. The Milliner
  58. Grazia Deledda
  59. The Hind
  60. Alba De Céspedes
  61. Invitation to Dinner
  62. Silvio D’arzo
  63. Elegy for Signora Nodier
  64. Fausta Cialente
  65. Malpasso
  66. Carlo Cassola
  67. At the Station
  68. Cristina Campo
  69. The Golden Nut
  70. Italo Calvino
  71. Dialogue with a Tortoise
  72. Dino Buzzati
  73. And Yet They Are Knocking at Your Door
  74. Massimo Bontempelli
  75. The Miraculous Beach, or, Prize for Modesty
  76. Romano Bilenchi
  77. A Geographical Error
  78. Luciano Bianciardi
  79. The Streetwalker
  80. Anna Banti
  81. Miss
  82. Giovanni Arpino
  83. The Baboon
  84. Corrado Alvaro
  85. Barefoot
  86. Notes
  87. Chronology
  88. Further Reading
  89. Acknowledgements
  90. Copyright Information
  91. About the Translators
  92. THE BEGINNING

In fact, rather than the old streetwalker, who still costs five hundred lire, the seminal evacuator might even prefer the rapid contact with the pederast, who is willing to pay him. Not much, because the pederast is usually a crafty, cheap man, but he does pay.

Second: the decline of the profession. We’ve seen how fleeting and precarious the human relation between client and call girl is. The girl has neither the time, nor the way, nor the will to refine the quality of her performances. As for high-class prostitutes, their main goal is to establish as good a price as possible: the man who is unprepared, or even just a little shy, will feel that he can’t refuse five thousand lire. The woman will then equivocate about the price of the room. Once the act is over and he’s gone down with the girl to the front desk, the client, who had understood that everything, room and service, was included, all together, in the five thousand lire, will hear her innocently ask him to pay for the room. He doesn’t have the courage to argue in front of the desk clerk, who is looking at him with a single sarcastic eye. So he pays.

The act itself, which was supposed to be intercourse – and for this the client has agreed on a price – becomes an operation of emptying the epididymis as rapidly as possible. Sometimes it makes you think that if the prostitutes knew by what means the torturers of the SS extracted seminal liquid from the testicles of their victims, exhausted by malnutrition and ill-treatment, to be used for who knows what laboratory experiments – if prostitutes, I repeat, knew that, they wouldn’t hesitate to do likewise.

Even the ones who are reputedly more skilled, and during the hurried act fake excitement and orgasm, and moan, and mumble, will open their mouth – note – only to demand and stimulate a rapid ejaculation. Thus young clients don’t learn properly; in their turn they have neither the will nor the imagination necessary to ask for a larger and more complete sexual service, and the vicious circle drags on, who knows since when and who knows until when.

There is a remedy: not, certainly, a return to the old brothels, which I continue to disapprove of and condemn, but, instead, an effort to spread a healthier sexual morality in Italy. To preach clearer and more open relations between man and woman, from puberty, liberalize the mentality of both young men and young women, teach them that a sexual relationship is a mutual joy and that as such it should be practised and granted freely. All I ask is not to have to pay that ten thousand lire every time.

But these are debates, the goal is quite far off, and, given the way the wind blows, the worst is to be expected. I’ve tried to do what I could, in the current conditions and with current means. For example, establish a steady relation with a young call girl, setting a fixed price in advance, cultivating her, so to speak, getting her to understand my demands (which are, more or less, the demands of an average Italian client), educating her, in other words, in her trade. A vile trade, someone will say. But come on, read what Croce writes about it! The concept of a trade entails the beginning of an economy, and so is, in its sphere, a value. It produces a value, as a trade, and so, in the economic sphere, it’s neither reputable nor disreputable, neither reprehensible nor commendable.