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Chapters (152)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. canine glossary
  4. One
  5. confession
  6. and while i’m at it . . .
  7. robert
  8. numero uno
  9. how we met
  10. the amazing history of man’s best friend
  11. in my opinion
  12. i’m yours
  13. no one
  14. early days
  15. boss
  16. alone
  17. cars
  18. the owl
  19. luck
  20. more luck
  21. will
  22. exit 8
  23. history
  24. tennis ball
  25. Two
  26. dream
  27. the smell of a storm
  28. on the poetry of stink
  29. the news
  30. snickers
  31. nutwit
  32. spoiled
  33. another confession
  34. cricket bully
  35. trust
  36. my car thing
  37. click
  38. options
  39. full wag
  40. good words, bad words
  41. clock versus moon
  42. the shelter
  43. droolius
  44. forgiveness
  45. the art of human watching
  46. puppy eyes
  47. mr. oog
  48. the park
  49. change
  50. my inner wolf
  51. kimu
  52. enrichment
  53. walls and bad guys
  54. gift
  55. ivan
  56. marriage
  57. tiny but tough
  58. not talking
  59. brave
  60. ruby
  61. ruby’s family
  62. ivan’s art
  63. on the subject of chimps
  64. a very handsome dog
  65. the beginning
  66. torn apart
  67. no way
  68. airborne
  69. landing
  70. bad dog
  71. honest
  72. stretch
  73. aardvarks
  74. sounds
  75. smells
  76. surveying the damage
  77. baby sloth
  78. make no sudden moves
  79. mutt versus wolf
  80. gorilla world
  81. help us!
  82. kudzoo
  83. an idea
  84. team elephant
  85. what’s out there
  86. not moving
  87. xena
  88. dragon
  89. hugging
  90. loose
  91. cpr
  92. no
  93. miracle
  94. gorilla ghost
  95. wolf on the run
  96. shots fired
  97. jungle
  98. a situation
  99. never
  100. one place
  101. a split second
  102. on my way
  103. Three
  104. looking
  105. what if
  106. six
  107. relieved
  108. coward
  109. the wind
  110. enough
  111. my paddles
  112. inside
  113. the return of snickers
  114. alive
  115. catching up
  116. tough
  117. not right
  118. evacuate now!
  119. preparing for the worst
  120. a question
  121. romeo
  122. an interesting life
  123. hey
  124. giant monkey and sea monster
  125. to safety
  126. then, to my surprise
  127. yay
  128. traffic stop
  129. lightning and fireworks
  130. another bridge
  131. hero
  132. cartoons
  133. not a movie
  134. do not let go
  135. kimu again
  136. how
  137. gone
  138. first aid
  139. the truth
  140. forever
  141. rescue
  142. Four
  143. aftermath
  144. riddle
  145. working on it
  146. snickers, again
  147. a visitor
  148. Author’s Note
  149. Acknowledgments
  150. About the Author
  151. Back Ads
  152. About the Publisher

I bark, bark with all I’ve got. But I might as well be voiceless, between the wind and the rain and the howling animals begging for escape.

inside

I pause to listen. I hear humans shouting, and I can make out what sounds like police radio chatter.

But I don’t hear Boss. I’m right here, right at the source. Nothing.

It wasn’t her bark I heard.

She’s dead and I’m crazy and hearing things and drenched and shivering and where is Julia, where is George—

“Hey, little guy.” The door eases open, just a crack.

Every bone in my body, every smart part of my doggie brain, says RUN.

This is an animal shelter. A flooding one, apparently. My sister isn’t here. And I still have to find George and Julia.

The door moves.

Swoop.

The loop comes down around my neck so fast that for a moment I don’t know what it is. It’s like a cowboy’s lasso, the kind in old Western movies I used to watch with Ivan.

But this lasso is at the end of a long metal handle.

And at the end of the long metal handle is a man.

“Stay calm, buddy.” The man eases me, gently but firmly, off the sandbags and through the door.

I’m inside the bow-wow big house.

The hound pound.

The pet pokey.

Oops.

the return of snickers

The man pulls me along with his lasso. I decide not to argue.

We enter a small room stacked with animal-filled metal cages, and I’m assaulted by howls and hisses. The cold water on the floor sloshes as we walk, just skimming my belly.

As bad as my smeller is, I instantly pick up on one distinctive odor.

It’s like the world’s worst perfume, the kind old ladies emit. The kind people spray on their dogs to camouflage their lovely dog stink. The kind—

The kind Snickers wears.

I catch a glimpse of her in an upper cage. Bedraggled bow in her droopy hair.

“Snick baby, fancy meeting you here,” I say. “You look good behind bars.”

“Harebrain,” she replies.

“Hey,” calls a rabbit two cages down. “Watch your language.”

“Mack couldn’t deal with you?” I ask Snickers.

“He brought me here because he thought it would be safer.”

“Seems he may have been mistaken,” I say.

Carefully grabbing my scruff, Cowboy lifts me into an upper cage. He pulls the lasso loose and shuts the barred door. I’m not happy. But it’s a relief to be out of my noose.

“Oh, great, another one?” calls a woman wearing tall rubber boots. She pauses in the doorway. “I thought we were turning people away.”

“People, yes,” says Cowboy. “But this pup came solo.”

“Tick-tock, folks,” says an older, ruddy-faced officer. He’s holding a radio in one hand and a flashlight in the other. “You are running out of time.”