Chapters (152)
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- canine glossary
- One
- confession
- and while i’m at it . . .
- robert
- numero uno
- how we met
- the amazing history of man’s best friend
- in my opinion
- i’m yours
- no one
- early days
- boss
- alone
- cars
- the owl
- luck
- more luck
- will
- exit 8
- history
- tennis ball
- Two
- dream
- the smell of a storm
- on the poetry of stink
- the news
- snickers
- nutwit
- spoiled
- another confession
- cricket bully
- trust
- my car thing
- click
- options
- full wag
- good words, bad words
- clock versus moon
- the shelter
- droolius
- forgiveness
- the art of human watching
- puppy eyes
- mr. oog
- the park
- change
- my inner wolf
- kimu
- enrichment
- walls and bad guys
- gift
- ivan
- marriage
- tiny but tough
- not talking
- brave
- ruby
- ruby’s family
- ivan’s art
- on the subject of chimps
- a very handsome dog
- the beginning
- torn apart
- no way
- airborne
- landing
- bad dog
- honest
- stretch
- aardvarks
- sounds
- smells
- surveying the damage
- baby sloth
- make no sudden moves
- mutt versus wolf
- gorilla world
- help us!
- kudzoo
- an idea
- team elephant
- what’s out there
- not moving
- xena
- dragon
- hugging
- loose
- cpr
- no
- miracle
- gorilla ghost
- wolf on the run
- shots fired
- jungle
- a situation
- never
- one place
- a split second
- on my way
- Three
- looking
- what if
- six
- relieved
- coward
- the wind
- enough
- my paddles
- inside
- the return of snickers
- alive
- catching up
- tough
- not right
- evacuate now!
- preparing for the worst
- a question
- romeo
- an interesting life
- hey
- giant monkey and sea monster
- to safety
- then, to my surprise
- yay
- traffic stop
- lightning and fireworks
- another bridge
- hero
- cartoons
- not a movie
- do not let go
- kimu again
- how
- gone
- first aid
- the truth
- forever
- rescue
- Four
- aftermath
- riddle
- working on it
- snickers, again
- a visitor
- Author’s Note
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Back Ads
- About the Publisher
Slowly, with some difficulty, Stretch peers down between his two front legs. His body partially shelters me from the rain. A piece of canvas has draped itself around his neck like an ugly scarf.
I swallow my howls. We look at each other, too stunned to form actual words.
Finally Stretch clears his throat. “Hello,” he says in a strangely calm voice. “What kind of animal might you be, if you don’t mind my asking?”
“Dog.”
“Didn’t think you guys flew.”
“We don’t. As a rule.”
I pick myself up, move out from under Stretch, and take in my surroundings. The pelting rain has slowed some, and the wind has dulled.
“What was that?” Stretch asks, trying and failing to yank the canvas off his impressive neck.
“Tornado, I think.”
I’ve seen tornadoes on the Weather Channel. They looked like water swirling down a drain. If the water were black and full of trucks and trees.
They looked like death.
I gaze up at him. I have to crane my neck. “You okay?”
“Yep,” says Stretch. “But from what I can see, a lot of other folks aren’t.”
aardvarks
Across the way, I hear something.
A small squeak.
“Who lives over there?” I ask Stretch.
“The aardvark family,” he replies. “Lovely neighbors.”
Carefully, I venture across Stretch’s domain. The sky is dark as dusk.
I hear a flutter of wings overhead. It’s Mitch, the mockingbird. He’s missing some feathers.
“Bob,” he calls, settling on a fence post. “Was that you I saw up there?”
“Yep. How are things looking?”
“Not good. Lotta damage.”
“Well, take care of yourself,” I say.
“Likewise.” He pauses to straighten a wayward feather. “Little hint, by the way. Next time you fly, try flapping your paws.”
I make my way over a broken wooden barrier, tiptoe over some scattered glass and twisted metal, cross the paved path, and arrive at the aardvarks.
More sounds. They’re coming from what looks like a demolished keepers’ shed. I hesitate, not sure what to do. It’s a big mess, and I’m a small guy.
Also, my head hurts. I feel dazed. Fuzzy. My ears are ringing.
I yank off some small stray boards with my mouth.
For the record, small stray boards have small stray nails in them.
Underneath the boards are three shivering aardvarks, two babies and a mom. They’re strange looking, I gotta say, with their long piggy snouts and bunny ears.
“You good?” I ask.
“W-w-w-what was that?” the mother manages to ask.
“Some seriously bad weather.”
“Is it over?”
I consult the wind. “Doubt it.”
“You think everybody’s okay?” she asks.
“Dunno. Sure hope so.”
And then it hits me.
Ivan. Ruby. Julia. George.
“Look, I gotta go,” I say in a strangled voice. “Any part of your indoor den survive?”
She nods. “Think so.”
“Go there. Lie low.”
“Where’s Pedro?” the littlest aardvark asks.