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Chapters (152)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. canine glossary
  4. One
  5. confession
  6. and while i’m at it . . .
  7. robert
  8. numero uno
  9. how we met
  10. the amazing history of man’s best friend
  11. in my opinion
  12. i’m yours
  13. no one
  14. early days
  15. boss
  16. alone
  17. cars
  18. the owl
  19. luck
  20. more luck
  21. will
  22. exit 8
  23. history
  24. tennis ball
  25. Two
  26. dream
  27. the smell of a storm
  28. on the poetry of stink
  29. the news
  30. snickers
  31. nutwit
  32. spoiled
  33. another confession
  34. cricket bully
  35. trust
  36. my car thing
  37. click
  38. options
  39. full wag
  40. good words, bad words
  41. clock versus moon
  42. the shelter
  43. droolius
  44. forgiveness
  45. the art of human watching
  46. puppy eyes
  47. mr. oog
  48. the park
  49. change
  50. my inner wolf
  51. kimu
  52. enrichment
  53. walls and bad guys
  54. gift
  55. ivan
  56. marriage
  57. tiny but tough
  58. not talking
  59. brave
  60. ruby
  61. ruby’s family
  62. ivan’s art
  63. on the subject of chimps
  64. a very handsome dog
  65. the beginning
  66. torn apart
  67. no way
  68. airborne
  69. landing
  70. bad dog
  71. honest
  72. stretch
  73. aardvarks
  74. sounds
  75. smells
  76. surveying the damage
  77. baby sloth
  78. make no sudden moves
  79. mutt versus wolf
  80. gorilla world
  81. help us!
  82. kudzoo
  83. an idea
  84. team elephant
  85. what’s out there
  86. not moving
  87. xena
  88. dragon
  89. hugging
  90. loose
  91. cpr
  92. no
  93. miracle
  94. gorilla ghost
  95. wolf on the run
  96. shots fired
  97. jungle
  98. a situation
  99. never
  100. one place
  101. a split second
  102. on my way
  103. Three
  104. looking
  105. what if
  106. six
  107. relieved
  108. coward
  109. the wind
  110. enough
  111. my paddles
  112. inside
  113. the return of snickers
  114. alive
  115. catching up
  116. tough
  117. not right
  118. evacuate now!
  119. preparing for the worst
  120. a question
  121. romeo
  122. an interesting life
  123. hey
  124. giant monkey and sea monster
  125. to safety
  126. then, to my surprise
  127. yay
  128. traffic stop
  129. lightning and fireworks
  130. another bridge
  131. hero
  132. cartoons
  133. not a movie
  134. do not let go
  135. kimu again
  136. how
  137. gone
  138. first aid
  139. the truth
  140. forever
  141. rescue
  142. Four
  143. aftermath
  144. riddle
  145. working on it
  146. snickers, again
  147. a visitor
  148. Author’s Note
  149. Acknowledgments
  150. About the Author
  151. Back Ads
  152. About the Publisher

I want to tell Ivan and Ruby. But Ivan is still being poked at by the rhymes-with-pet-threat.

Although, come to think of it, she doesn’t seem like much of a threat. In a movie, she’d be one of the good guys.

To my annoyance, Sara picks me up. I hate being picked up. Unless it’s my idea. Then it’s totally cool.

“Maya,” she says, “you let me know, first sign of George and Julia, okay?”

“Promise,” says Maya, and she places her hand on Sara’s shoulder.

Humans, always with the touching. Although I kind of get it, under the circumstances.

“You can’t take Bob to the school shelter. They’re not allowing any more pets,” Maya points out. “And the animal shelter is flooding, it sounds like. Why don’t you leave him here? I’ll put him my office. He’ll be safe.”

No way is that on my agenda.

Sara nods. “Good idea.”

She starts to hand me over but hesitates when she realizes Maya still has a meerkat wrapped around her neck.

It’s just a split second, but a split second is all it takes to escape when you’re Bob, untamed and undaunted.

on my way

“Bob!” Sara cries.

“Grab that dog!” Maya yells.

I spent a good part of my life running from a certain guy named Mack, and I still have my moves. I twist and spin and dip, and before you can say Yes sirree Bob, they’ve given up.

I backtrack, slip under a bench, and make my way to Ruby. “Ruby,” I whisper, “I gotta go. Something important’s come up. You and Ivan see if you can find George and Julia.”

“I want to come!” Ruby says, stomping her right front foot in a huge puddle.

“You need to keep an eye on Ivan,” I say. “Make sure Kinyani doesn’t drive him loco with her sobbing. I’ll be back before you know it.”

I don’t wait for an answer.

I’m off into the wild, into the world filled with wind and rain, with wolves and alligators, with a voice that could rip my heart in two.

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looking

Ivan used to ask me what I did when I wasn’t hanging out at the Exit 8 Big Top Mall and Video Arcade.

I wasn’t like the rest of the animals. Caged, trapped.

I told him I was scrounging for food. And he never questioned it.

When you think about it, though, where’s a better place to find food than the floor of a mall at the end of the day?

Yeah. I wasn’t looking for food.

I was looking for her.

For Boss.

what if

At first, I didn’t admit it to myself.

You know how it is when you wish for something so bad you’re afraid to say it out loud, ’cause what if it never happens?

It was like that.