Chapters (152)
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- canine glossary
- One
- confession
- and while i’m at it . . .
- robert
- numero uno
- how we met
- the amazing history of man’s best friend
- in my opinion
- i’m yours
- no one
- early days
- boss
- alone
- cars
- the owl
- luck
- more luck
- will
- exit 8
- history
- tennis ball
- Two
- dream
- the smell of a storm
- on the poetry of stink
- the news
- snickers
- nutwit
- spoiled
- another confession
- cricket bully
- trust
- my car thing
- click
- options
- full wag
- good words, bad words
- clock versus moon
- the shelter
- droolius
- forgiveness
- the art of human watching
- puppy eyes
- mr. oog
- the park
- change
- my inner wolf
- kimu
- enrichment
- walls and bad guys
- gift
- ivan
- marriage
- tiny but tough
- not talking
- brave
- ruby
- ruby’s family
- ivan’s art
- on the subject of chimps
- a very handsome dog
- the beginning
- torn apart
- no way
- airborne
- landing
- bad dog
- honest
- stretch
- aardvarks
- sounds
- smells
- surveying the damage
- baby sloth
- make no sudden moves
- mutt versus wolf
- gorilla world
- help us!
- kudzoo
- an idea
- team elephant
- what’s out there
- not moving
- xena
- dragon
- hugging
- loose
- cpr
- no
- miracle
- gorilla ghost
- wolf on the run
- shots fired
- jungle
- a situation
- never
- one place
- a split second
- on my way
- Three
- looking
- what if
- six
- relieved
- coward
- the wind
- enough
- my paddles
- inside
- the return of snickers
- alive
- catching up
- tough
- not right
- evacuate now!
- preparing for the worst
- a question
- romeo
- an interesting life
- hey
- giant monkey and sea monster
- to safety
- then, to my surprise
- yay
- traffic stop
- lightning and fireworks
- another bridge
- hero
- cartoons
- not a movie
- do not let go
- kimu again
- how
- gone
- first aid
- the truth
- forever
- rescue
- Four
- aftermath
- riddle
- working on it
- snickers, again
- a visitor
- Author’s Note
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Back Ads
- About the Publisher
I want to tell Ivan and Ruby. But Ivan is still being poked at by the rhymes-with-pet-threat.
Although, come to think of it, she doesn’t seem like much of a threat. In a movie, she’d be one of the good guys.
To my annoyance, Sara picks me up. I hate being picked up. Unless it’s my idea. Then it’s totally cool.
“Maya,” she says, “you let me know, first sign of George and Julia, okay?”
“Promise,” says Maya, and she places her hand on Sara’s shoulder.
Humans, always with the touching. Although I kind of get it, under the circumstances.
“You can’t take Bob to the school shelter. They’re not allowing any more pets,” Maya points out. “And the animal shelter is flooding, it sounds like. Why don’t you leave him here? I’ll put him my office. He’ll be safe.”
No way is that on my agenda.
Sara nods. “Good idea.”
She starts to hand me over but hesitates when she realizes Maya still has a meerkat wrapped around her neck.
It’s just a split second, but a split second is all it takes to escape when you’re Bob, untamed and undaunted.
on my way
“Bob!” Sara cries.
“Grab that dog!” Maya yells.
I spent a good part of my life running from a certain guy named Mack, and I still have my moves. I twist and spin and dip, and before you can say Yes sirree Bob, they’ve given up.
I backtrack, slip under a bench, and make my way to Ruby. “Ruby,” I whisper, “I gotta go. Something important’s come up. You and Ivan see if you can find George and Julia.”
“I want to come!” Ruby says, stomping her right front foot in a huge puddle.
“You need to keep an eye on Ivan,” I say. “Make sure Kinyani doesn’t drive him loco with her sobbing. I’ll be back before you know it.”
I don’t wait for an answer.
I’m off into the wild, into the world filled with wind and rain, with wolves and alligators, with a voice that could rip my heart in two.
Three 
looking
Ivan used to ask me what I did when I wasn’t hanging out at the Exit 8 Big Top Mall and Video Arcade.
I wasn’t like the rest of the animals. Caged, trapped.
I told him I was scrounging for food. And he never questioned it.
When you think about it, though, where’s a better place to find food than the floor of a mall at the end of the day?
Yeah. I wasn’t looking for food.
I was looking for her.
For Boss.
what if
At first, I didn’t admit it to myself.
You know how it is when you wish for something so bad you’re afraid to say it out loud, ’cause what if it never happens?
It was like that.