So, anyway, my loves, you have to help me, because I’ve changed my mind a million times about what I should wear for the party tonight. I love getting glammed-up, don’t you? But it’s so stressful. It’s so much easier for men, isn’t it? They just wear the same old boring black tie and they all look like James Bond.

Anyway, since I can’t decide, I thought I’d let all of you choose for me!

I’ve narrowed it down to these two. There’s this red dress, it’s by Ver – oh, God, I’m going to say this wrong, aren’t I? I’ve never been any good at French – Versatch. Is that right, Kyle?

Versatchee. I knew you’d know, babes.

So I got it online from this fab new designer outlet store, Poshnet. They’re one of our new sponsors and I can’t believe how lucky we are to be working with them, because they’re just amazing! For those of you who don’t know, Poshnet is a discount site selling genuine designer labels at, like, a tenth of retail. Some of their clothes are samples from shows so if you’re super-skinny you’ll get your pick of the current season, but for the rest of us normal girls who actually have boobs and a bum – you know what I’m saying, ladies! – they’re basically from last season or pre-owned but you totally wouldn’t know.

Anyway, you have to check them out, Poshnet.com, they’re just awesome. I’ll pop a link in the description bar below.

So there’s the red dress. And then this one, I know black’s a cliché, but it’s totally classic and sort of Audrey Hepburn and I think it makes me look sophisticated, what d’you think, guys?

Let me know which one you prefer, my lovelies. There should be a button for you below so you can vote, or tell me what you think in the comments section below.

By the way, what do you think of this hairstyle for tonight? Oops, let me turn the camera so you can see the magazine better. I thought I’d try out something new for the party, kind of like a messy up-do. You know, formal, but in, like, a young way.

OK, now Kyle’s out of the room, I can tell you a bit more about this party tonight. Actually, between you and me, it’s not really a party, it’s a charity gala, you know, one of those posh dinners where people auction a week on their yacht or a private recording session or whatever to raise money. Kyle will kill me when he finds out, he hates this kind of thing, but I kind of feel we’re so blessed, we need to give back more, you know? I often ask myself, what would Meghan or Amal do?