Back The Copycat
Chapters (50)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. FOUR DAYS BEFORE
  6. Sour Hound
  7. Sucked Back In
  8. Lucie Muller
  9. White Wolf, Black Wolf
  10. THREE DAYS BEFORE
  11. Crumbled Away
  12. Bit of a Punk
  13. Disturbance in the Force
  14. Knocking the Walls Off
  15. Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You
  16. Appropriately Medicated
  17. Friends in Common
  18. Lifestyle
  19. Who?
  20. Oscar
  21. Police Brutality
  22. TWO DAYS BEFORE
  23. Sorry
  24. Client Confidentiality
  25. Glass
  26. Chateau Lafite 2000
  27. There’s a Man With a Gun
  28. For Your Own Safety
  29. Fire
  30. Stark Night
  31. ONE DAY BEFORE
  32. Green
  33. It’s Not The World – It’s How You Look At It
  34. Familiar
  35. Volunteer Number Six
  36. A Very Dangerous Game
  37. DAY ZERO
  38. Junk
  39. Just Like the Others
  40. Burn
  41. Is This a Joke?
  42. Schizo
  43. Sour Hound II
  44. Moonlight
  45. Make Them Pay
  46. Bite
  47. Epilogue
  48. Acknowledgements
  49. WELCOME TO AMSTERDAM
  50. THE BEGINNING

Sure it needed some work, he’d said with a car salesman’s smile, a little TLC to get it back on the road. And sure, it’s a little effort now, but it will be worth it, cars like this are becoming rarer and rarer, he said. Also, and here he dropped his voice and took a quick look around to make sure we weren’t being overheard, he could envisage a not-too-distant future where a car such as the very one I was looking at, properly restored, would be worth considerably more than the minuscule asking price.

‘Can I do this myself?’ I asked. ‘Given that I don’t know anything about cars.’

He didn’t even miss a beat. I got the feeling he never blinked.

‘Sure,’ he’d said. ‘Sure, sure. All the information’s online. You can find second-hand spares there too. And you don’t need a raised ramp or anything.’

I called Mark Sattler who runs the car pool back at the station. He came out later that day, eventually agreed that it was probably doable, and grudgingly said he may, and he stressed the may, be able to help out occasionally if needed. Two days later I had it delivered to the lock-up I’d rented off the Marktplaats website. When the truck pulled away I wondered just what on earth I was doing.

The lock-up door rattles as I haul it open and flip on the light. The bonnet’s up, a patient waiting for the surgeon, and I take a minute to check over everything I’d done yesterday. Satisfied that it was all good I turn to the final job: I need to attach the throttle body to the air induction system, and attach the air induction system to the air filter. Then it should be good to go. In the end the therapist was right, there’s something about working with your hands that changes your perspective. She’d said that it can actually alter your brain chemistry in such a way that old patterns can be disrupted.

‘Nice car. Rent please.’

I turn to see Mark Liu silhouetted in the doorway. He’s second-gen Chinese, his parents fleeing the Cultural Revolution to scrape a living with one of the first Chinese restaurants in the city. How he’s ended up renting out these places is a mystery, but not one I’ve been overly inclined to delve into, not least because the rents he charges are well below market rate. As long as payment’s in cash. My wallet splits open, and I count the notes and hand them over.

‘So, how far off are you?’

‘I reckon about half an hour. I just need to connect up the throttle body.’

I marvel at the fact that five months ago I didn’t know what a throttle body was. In fact, the words ‘throttle’ and ‘body’ usually had a whole other meaning for me.